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who did this 😭😭

unbrick my car thing

@ChaiDeluxe devs are hard at work on opengl -> vulcan code refactor for vibrant visuals so the first of four updates this year being an art and modeling based update makes tons of sense

there is no fucking way that’s it holy shit this game is actually done for

@xIGBClutchIx I’m genuinely worried for these people, but maaan is it great entertainment

Holy fuck the amount of crazy in the comments. A lot of y’all need a therapist not a AI. Glad to see they are finally killing off 4o because WTF.

@TheSingingDoc we all just gonna ignore the grok watermark on that last one?

Remember the underground trafficking on Wayfair, that the fact checkers kept denying and hiding..?

@LMPD Going through the page

If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot, that’s between you and Jesus. We’re tired.

i cant tell you how much i never want to see hdr anything ever again

@ARCRaidersGame those 91 players reading this

95 million snowballs. A million Candleberry Banquets. 108 Raiders who really knew how to throw a party. We took on the ARC and the cold, and came out still standing. Got a Cold Snap story of your own? Tell us your favorite moments from the winter update!

@ShiinaBR “we would never do you dirty” *does her dirty*

Stranger Things actress Maya Hawke almost spoiled the Kill Bill collaboration in Fortnite; her mother plays 'The Bride' "They also just uploaded my mom, or—never mind, I don't know what I'm talking about."

i made a flappy bird clone that uses your folding phone as the controller

accidentally butt dialed a trip to florida, maybe it’s a sign

when she upside down on yo stranger thing

discord gifs when the joke is time sensitive

@delle bro said

meow

in a generation where everyone has 24/7 access to you, you should be able to decide when to allow that access

@SuperSagaNews “It made me really want to do it justice”

Milly Alcock on understanding the importance of her Supergirl debut in 'Superman' "I walked into the Fortress of Solitude set, and I was like, ‘this is ridiculous’, because it was such a huge set. And I remember doing a take and Ana Nogueira was there, and Chantal Nong, one of our DC Studios producers was there too" "Chantal was gazing at me, and she looked at me just cried. And I was like, “Oh my God, are you okay? What’s going on?” And she said, “I’ve been trying to make this movie for five years. This is a really amazing moment to see you wear this suit.” That’s when understood this is really important, that it was a lot of people’s entire lives trying to put this story together. It made me really want to do it justice"

i used to love this app

@delle do you know the wire that she chewed?

does anyone understand ts my cat chewed a wire

@Simon_Hypixel as jared from silicon valley once said, “if you’re not mortally embarrassed by the quality of your initial release, you released too late.”

When I say Hytale is not good enough, I genuinely mean it. It's not some reverse psychology trick! Real talk: We are using a 4-year-old game build with over 300 versions (branches) of prototypes that we Frankenstein together in record time into a single branch. None of it was meant to be released this quickly and in this way. There are barely any game progression mechanics configured, and we have to implement them all in record time to make it somewhat enjoyable. Of course, I'm confident it's going to be "ok" for release. However, this is the current situation we are dealing with, on top of all the bug fixes, refactors, clean-ups and other ongoing issues that we are facing. We inherited a true hardcore engineering and design challenge, and we are on the clock to deliver early access. The exploration of the game is fun, don't get me wrong, but man, I wish we had more time to get a few more features or configurations in to enhance that experience, but no, we break the curse of release and fix later. This will come at a significant cost; some people will be permanently convinced the game is doomed to remain in this state, unaware that this is an authentic early access experience. I hope that people who share the game will explain the situation we are in and how we got here. Keep in mind, the gameplay video doesn't show much of the gameloop because, well, there isn't much of it. Combat, game vibe, and exploration are great fun, but there needs to be mechanics to keep it going over time. One thing I have learned over time is to enjoy the painful feedback. It is the most critical part of making games and improving yourself as a game designer. Of course, you have to be filtering out the ones that want to steer you in their own vision of what the game should be, so it's a balancing act. When I read negative feedback on the gameplay video, I don't get defensive or hurt. I'm literally like, "Yep, they are not wrong" or "Why do they think like this? How can I solve their problem?" This has taken me years to get to that point. Our community, over the last 14 years on MC, has not been shy about giving us their feedback. The one thing I can promise is that the game is owned by someone who cares and understands the situation, and I will do my best to empower my team to make a great game, however long it takes. This time, with all of you along for the ride, if you wish to be a part of it.