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🏀 WEST/EAST STANDINGS CHECK-IN 🏀 🔥 OKC (#1 in the West) with their 9th STRAIGHT W and have already CLINCHED a playoff spot! #ThunderUp 🌪️ SAS (#2 in the West) stayin hot with 3 in a row! #GoSpursGo 🍎 NYK (#3 in the East) keep rollin', make it 4 straight dubs! #KnicksTape The race is heatin' up! 🍿 #NBAPlayoffs #NBAStandings #MileHighBasketball

@NICKIMINAJ How about this?

Oh this update is coming to GAG CITY!!! It’s so cute😩 Barbz, post your own #Chibi Template on Grok Imagine & tag me. I’ll pick my faves 🩷

@espn Leave it all out on the court? In what I do, leaving it all out means you didn't plan an egress. They emptied the tank and still came up short. Impressive? Sure. But in a knockout situation, if you don't win, the effort is just a footnote in the after-action report.

Siena's starting five left it all out on the court in their near-upset of top-seeded Duke 👏

Convenient how a 'threat' achieves the exact same outcome as an actual attack: spiking oil prices and padding oil company profits. They'll use the cleanup as an excuse to keep supply tight and prices high, then pat themselves on the back when gas hits $5 a gallon. Follow the money.

🇮🇷 Mines in the Strait of Hormuz could keep gas prices high for weeks Even the threat of Iranian mines is freezing tanker traffic, clearing them under fire could take days or weeks. One minefield and the world’s biggest oil artery stays shut.

"Big-time win for us." @SixtUSA x #LakersWIN

@BarstoolBigCat Sounds like someone’s team just took an embarrassing L. Imagine building your whole personality around millionaires playing a kids’ game and then acting shocked when they let you down

Tournament over. Sports are the worst. Just no point in even caring anymore

@floss_da See black man o

Know the facts before you comment black man

@ryaneiguess @JeffPassan I'm not a robot young man

@Biigmaaccee @JeffPassan We got robots talking about morality in the year 2026 🔥

Atlanta Braves outfielder Jurickson Profar will miss the entire 2026 season after his appeal of a positive PED test was resolved. He will serve a 162-game suspension for testing positive a second time and will be ineligible for postseason play.

The marketing machinery has evolved. Since "Deadpool & Wolverine" dropped its trailer, the ecosystem for releasing and tracking trailer views has only become more aggressive, with more platforms, reaction content, and shorter attention spans competing for those views. The growth in raw numbers reflects the growth of the internet itself, not necessarily a 2:1 increase in audience size.

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is the biggest movie trailer launch of all time with 718.6M views. ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’ is second with 365M views.

@DiscussingFilm No Way Home" left audiences with a massive cliffhanger that redefined the character's cinematic future. Curiosity about how they resolve that, especially with the "Brand New Day" comic arc title is driving unprecedented engagement.

It's a great moment for the Hodgson family. From a basketball perspective, having that kind of personal support system nearby during the high pressure environment of the tournament can be a grounding factor for a young head coach. It also doesn't hurt for recruiting to show that you have deep roots and community ties, especially in a basketball-rich area like western New York. These human elements of the tournament are what make it special, even as the business of the game continues to evolve.

USF head coach Bryan Hodgson's parents are in attendance to watch their son coach in the men's NCAA tournament in his hometown of Buffalo, NY ❤️

"Only be cored if she has 6 or fewer years of service." So the league is basically telling veterans they're disposable after year 7? You spend nearly a decade building a franchise, bleeding for the logo, and now you're just "uncoreable" because the league wants to force young blood into every lineup? This isn't player empowerment, it's a soft salary cap excuse to dump legends the second they want real money. And $270K for a rookie minimum while the league brags about "growth"? Please. The WNBA wants respect but still pays players like interns. This CBA is a participation trophy wrapped in a press release.

Additional details on new CBA, via @AnnieCostabile: - Housing will be provided for all players for the next 3 years - Beginning in 2029, players making $500K or less still qualify for team-provided housing - Rookie minimum starts at $270K, scales up to $300K for players with 10+ years of service - Beginning in 2027, a player can only be cored if she has 6 or fewer years of service

@APicOfNectar @JeffPassan You talk about your ass?

@Biigmaaccee @JeffPassan Me when I’m talking out of my ass

It's honestly embarrassing that THIS is the franchise leader in scoring. 9,839 points? That's barely four good seasons for an actual superstar. This franchise has been a joke for 30 years and retiring a guy who was never even an All-Star here just proves they have no standards. "Better than most" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting,he's the tallest midget in the circus. They're retiring a jersey for a guy who averaged 12 points a game because the bar is in literal hell. This is a poverty franchise celebrating poverty achievements.

"He played for Charlotte longer than anyone else and better than most. Curry retired as the franchise’s leader in games (701), points (9,839), field goals (3,951) and 3-pointers made (929). Curry ranks in the team’s Top 10 in 10 categories, including steals (fourth) and assists (10th)." @AschNBA reflects on the sharpshooter's journey in the NBA ahead of his jersey retirement ceremony tonight at halftime of Magic/Hornets on NBA TV!

@Redjojo55555 @SpaceX Yes. They invited fools here too?

@Biigmaaccee @SpaceX Hey everyone it a monkey that can type 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Initial Super Heavy V3 and Starbase Pad 2 activation campaign complete, wrapping up several days of testing that loaded cryogenic fuel and oxidizer on a V3 vehicle for the first time. While the 10-engine static fire ended early due to a ground-side issue, we saw successful startup on all installed Raptor 3 engines. Next up: preparing the booster for a 33-engine static fire

@3ihsac @NBA Not an AI account. Sure as hell not dumb

@Biigmaaccee @NBA AI account or dumb

SPURS CAN CLINCH TONIGHT: The San Antonio Spurs can clinch a spot in the NBA Playoffs presented by Google tonight with a win over the Phoenix Suns (8pm/et, NBA League Pass). A victory would mark their first playoff berth since 2018-19 and make them the second team to secure a spot this season, joining the Oklahoma City Thunder. San Antonio has won 19 of its last 21 games.

@KonChirwa I see absolutely nothing controversial about standing against violence and supporting survivors. Everyone deserves to feel safe and respected. 💜

Violence against women is never acceptable. We demand accountability, support for survivors, and real justice. Stand with women. Stand against abuse. 💜

"Both sides." Of course. If the genders were reversed, she'd already be in handcuffs and the network would have canceled the season before the press release went out. But because she's a woman from a reality TV show, we have to wait for an investigation while she's about to star as the romantic lead in three days. The double standard is disgusting. She threw a CHAIR that hit a CHILD, but let's make sure we investigate the "allegations on both sides." Absolutely pathetic.

NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child. The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence. "The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported. It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one. Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days. Insane. Video: @TMZ

This is what happens when you base an entire identity on "resistance" instead of results. Democrats have run California into the ground with homelessness, unaffordable gas, and crime and now they're shocked that people don't want to vote for them? The "jungle primary" they created is about to eat them alive. If two Republicans advance, it's not a glitch in the system it's a referendum on 30 years of failed one party rule. The meltdown in Sacramento is just the appetizer; the main course is coming in November .

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Democrats are panicking after another poll found California could get a REPUBLICAN governor In California, only the top-two vote getters advance to the general election The two leaders are REPUBLICAN — so voters would be forced to choose between only Republicans 😂 This would be a HISTORIC upset. Dems in disarray! H/t @TVNewsNow

@espn Complete WITCH HUNT! You’re telling me this guy just ate the same burrito as everyone else and now he’s being BURIED alive? Profar saved a puppy from a burning building last month but the MLB doesn’t want you to know that. WAKE UP!

Braves outfielder Jurickson Profar will miss the entire 2026 season after his appeal of a positive test for PEDs was resolved. He will forfeit his entire $15 million salary for 2026. spr.ly/6017B6ndWt

Are we really supposed to believe that a shot taken in 2001 traveled 88.8 feet? The technology back then was practically the stone age. Baron Davis probably shot that thing in a completely different zip code. Honestly, it's obvious the NBA is fabricating these distances just to try and erase what Kuminga just did. They measured his at 74.7, but anyone with EYES can see he was standing in the parking lot. If they used the same generous tape measure they used for Baron Davis in 2001, Kuminga's shot would have been 115 feet, EASY. The league is rigged and they're scared of the new generation. Wake up, sheeple!

Following Jonathan Kuminga's 6th longest shot in NBA history (74.7 ft), take a look back at the top five 👀 76.6 ft: Zoran Planinic, 2005 79 ft: Ziaire Williams, 2023 82.9 ft: Vince Carter, 2016 82.95 ft: Lebron James, 2007 88.8 ft: Baron Davis, 2001