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A.J. Pierzynski met Pope Leo XIV and gifted him the final out ball from Game 1 of the 2005 World Series, the game he attended. (via aj_pierzynski_ft • IG)

I absolutely fucking love that the guy calling the shots now is willing to go on The Score the next day and face the music.

One of the greatest comebacks of all time happened 15 years ago 🤯 Joe Rogan: It's over Mike Goldberg: Nope Joe Rogan: He is out now Mike Goldberg: Nope Joe Rogan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Like dawg look at how this man was moving when he was young, super fake😭

#49ers TE George Kittle speaks out on NFL teams being willing to use grass for World Cup matches, but not for their own football players, via @NFLPA:

Barack Obama: “For me, the ‘90s was peak basketball because I was here in Chicago with MJ and the Bulls. But, when you actually watch some of those old classics, they’re tough. Everything was just kind of packed in the paint.” (via @allthesmokeprod)

Stephen A. Smith admits he can’t wrap his head around “how the hell” the Clintons and Obamas left office worth upwards of $100,000,000 after “serving” the American people. “Clinton was a lawyer in Arkansas, grew up poor, relatively broke. How the hell he and the Clinton Foundation are worth hundreds of millions of dollars beats me.” “Barack Obama was a community organizer who became the President of the United States. And last time I checked, that salary ain’t over $450,000.” “How the hell you depart from office, [together] you worth over $200 million?” Clintons’ net worth before office: ~$1,300,000 Clintons’ net worth today: ~$120,000,000 Obamas’ net worth before office: ~$1,300,000 Obamas’ net worth today: ~$70,000,000

Blazers' head coach Micah Nori on his contract, via @highkin: "I never look at money or years. I know that if I'm successful, the rest of these things will take care of themselves."

MARINA MABREY TONIGHT 🔥🔥🔥 • 53 POINTS • 6 REBOUNDS • 9/18 3PM (!!!) • 17/28 FG • 32 MINUTES PLAYED (!!!)

Free agent guard Coby White intends to sign a three-year, $74 million deal to return to the Charlotte Hornets, sources tell ESPN. White was a major priority for the Hornets and now steps into a new starting role in the backcourt.

@ItsKingSlime He be saying this shit with so much conviction im starting to believe all three on the same team can win it all 😂

Lavar Ball praises the Minnesota Timberwolves for trading for his son LaMelo, but URGES them to pick up Lonzo & Gelo as well to GUARANTEE a championship 🤣🔥 “Together you can’t beat em… You can get Lonzo damn near for nothin. You can get Gelo damn near for nothin… Whenever them Ball boys together, CANT LOSE.”

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

Richard Jefferson: "They also didn't see the future coming, so they were cheering..." Jay Williams: "Wow..." Kenny Smith: "His career trajectory would've been a lot different if he didn't like motorcycles." Jefferson: "I guess everybody that goes to Duke isn't that smart."

Backstreet Boys say Drake helped their kids understand how famous they was 👀

N3on was surprised by how smart LaVar Ball is after hearing his plan to open three different restaurants, each named after one of his sons with a different cuisine 😭 “Melos for burgers, a Mexican place called Lonzos, & a nice Italian steakhouse called LiAngelos.”

Welcome back, Neymar. The Brazilian star subs on for the first time at the 2026 FIFA World Cup 🇧🇷

Jesse Eisenberg says memorizing one Social Network scene ruined his showers for a month "In The Social Network there's one scene, it's not even an important scene, it's a passing scene, but it had tons of computer language. And despite my appearance, posture and tone of voice, I don't know anything about computers" "I had to memorize this technical paragraph, so every day in the shower I'm going over this paragraph. It ruined a month of showers for me. Normally I like the heat and the steam, open your pores. But this one, I'm just standing there shampooing my head going over it" "Isn't it a shame to look like me and not know about computers? It's like the equivalent of being 7'2 and not being good at basketball"