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@bipedpath Man whose order is 447 6 double cheese 20 nugs and a large shamrock. What a fat ass.

Super busy in a local McDonald’s and no one is paying attention to the women calling out their numbers for pick up so she starts saying the number followed by what they ordered. Now it’s like some humiliation ritual, “order 446, 4 McDoubles, Big Mac with large fries and a coke”

UPDATE: FREE KIT FRENZY - EXPERIMENTAL QUEUE - DIRE MARSH SPONSORED Thank you to all of you who participated in the Duos Experiments we've had over the past few weeks. We're currently working on making duos a real feature in Season 2 and are diligently working on delivering that to all of you who are eagerly awaiting its return. ABOUT EXPERIMENTAL QUEUES: The experimental queue is a time limited queue that allows us to preview features in development with you, often with a less-than-complete feature set. This queue allows the Marathon development team to learn and obtain feedback that helps us deliver a more completed feature set down the line. For the sake of queue health and focus we only run one experimental queue at a time. Once we have learned enough to understand our next steps for this feature, we start work on finalizing the feature and move on to the next experiment. Your participation in any experiment is greatly appreciated and is very helpful to us in developing features down the line. THE NEXT EXPERIMENT: What happens when you bring a knife... to a knife fight? For our next experiment, starting Wednesday, 4/15 at 10AM PT, we will be enabling the Dire Marsh - Sponsored Queue. This is a new experimental queue that is focused on learning a bit more about our early gear ecosystem. In this queue all players will enter with a free sponsored kit and be challenged to use what they find on Dire Marsh to upgrade themselves and get out! Details below. DIRE MARSH SPONSORED Details: The experiment will run for approximately 2 weeks, from 4/15 @ 10AM PT to 4/29 @ 10AM PT. We may change the end timing depending on anything we discover along the way that might warrant us to make an adjustment. --You will only be eligible to enter the queue if you (and your crew) have a free sponsored kit (white tier) equipped. --You can enter as a premade duo (crew fill off), premade trio, or crew fill into a trio. --The queue will only be for the Dire Marsh Zone. --To enter this queue, you can select "Dire Marsh Sponsored" from the zone list. What we will be observing and looking to understand: --How the game plays out with low fixed set gear conditions and caps. --How the zero to hero play works in low starting set gear conditions and caps. --Any technical issues that arise. There are many other changes and additions coming on Wednesday 4/15 PT as well so stay tuned to learn more from the Marathon Discord, and across all the social channels for MarathonTheGame / MarathonDevTeam. Thanks everyone. We appreciate your passion and all the commitment you have to providing us feedback and helping us learn more to evolve Marathon!

RECON SHELL // YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE youtu.be/6q2A6PLiNMs

Cooking the food in Crimson Desert makes me so hungry. The recipes all looks so good

@RealDBT We got this

@bipedpath same brother. same. one day at a time. 👊

I’m the one doing coke and getting hookers. I haven’t had a drink in 7 years come June, still think about it everyday though. Hardest thing I’ve ever done and still doing is stop drinking

WORLD FIRST MIDNIGHT FALLS

The can't keep getting away with this

I really hope that we keep this up

Marathon is the most slept on shooter since Titanfall 2

DUOS UPDATE: A CANDLE LIT DINNER ON OUTPOST We're learning a lot as we go through our duos experiment and so we're moving on to outpost to see how runner pairs do when getting drenched by molten rain! Starting this Wednesday (4/1) at 10am PT, we're going to disable duo queue on Dire Marsh and enable Outpost for Duos. Details below: - On Wednesday 4/1 at 10am PT we will disable "Dire Marsh - Duos" and enable "Outpost - Duos" Queue. - Players in pre-made duos will be able to queue into Outpost - Duos. Matchmaking into a duo pair will not be available. - This experiment will run for 1 week, ending on Wednesday 4/8 at 10 am PT. What we will be watching / listening for: - How pvp and pve encounters play out - How puzzle mechanics work on the map work in duos - Any technical issues that occur Thanks to everyone who has been participating in the duos experiment so far. It's been valuable to observe the data and hear the feedback. We'll continue to beat it up, iterate, and update you as we evolve it.

I just want to play a new MMO with my friends. I want to get lost again, I want to have that feeling of discovery and not know in what our BiS items are or parsing for raid spots. I just want to play a game and get lost with my friends that’s all.

The runs tonight in @MarathonTheGame with @blastbrandon_ and @xWebHead62x were unreal. I think the trio has finally found its groove. Thank you for taking me outta the gutter, we went from rags to riches boys.

Yup that’s an instant buy

There is so, so much potential for this game to expand its player base. The tension and rewarding feeling created by the gameplay loop is unimaginably addictive once you get acquainted with the systems. Sony should double down and have faith in the product. Glad to see this.

@blastbrandon_ Ok maybe it jumped scared me a little

To the person who killed me while standing still, I some how hit windows key + r after you shot me and had to tab back in. I was in fact not a deer in head lights scared so fuck you

@aiiygatorz We're actively investigating cheating reports, but every single one helps! Please always report any suspected cheaters in-game - and don't hesitate to share evidence out of game with us when you can, it goes a long way: safety.bungie.net/hc/en-us/artic…

We’ve heard your feedback that having Ranked and Cryo Archive overlap can make it difficult to decide where to spend your time and hard-earned loot. Based on that, we’re updating their schedules so each has a clear, focused window. We're going to open Cryo Archive this week on Thursday, March 26 at 10AM PT and close it on Sunday, March 29 at 10AM PT. The next window for Ranked will start on Sunday, March 29th at 10AM PT and will run for four days - until Thursday, April 2nd at 10AM PT. Here's a quick look at the weekly schedule going forward, so you can mark your calendars: 🐛 Ranked: Sunday 10 AM PT ➡️ Thursday 10 AM PT 🐛 Cryo Archive: Thursday 10 AM PT ➡️ Sunday 10 AM PT We know that no schedule is perfect, but we're here to listen and learn! As we see how this lands, we'll continue to keep your feedback in mind as we make any future adjustments.