Day 🍉 (they/them)

this is a red delicious hate account

Scheduled to work 44 hours next week... oh joy...

Not to be dramatic, but why do doctors always run so late

Found it

Need the reaction image of myself face down on the ground but dont feel like finding it

Ok maybe this is a sign but its a sign I would like to ignore

@NorieIncognito 🥹🥹🥹🥹 that's so cute

Im tireddddddddddddddd

Source: bro do you really need one?

Forgot to bring my book today 😭😭😭 can't read murderbot on break

@acokewithyou 🥹🥹🥹 you're such a good daughter

walked into the emergency department observation room carrying an entire coconut for my dad and all the nurses gathered around and laughed and asked if that was a whole coconut and gave me a straw and said “please ask for more if you need sweetie”

Woke up to my knee clicking... cant find my knee brace. I fear it has been lost with 90% of my summer clothes. Where the FUCK did I put them?

this is making me laugh too hard at 2am 😭

Have I mentioned i love my nephew so much? Id hang out with this little guy all the time forever.

the fact the US used the full force of the federal government to eliminate the Black Panthers while the KKK is still running around tells you a lot about this country

it's always "you have adhd" and never "thank you for hyperfocusing on my pussy for hours last night"

@NorieIncognito Oh my god 😭😭😭😭 shes grown so fast. I remember when she was just a tiny little peanut.

Im usually chaotic but thats because it's always the funniest

Stumbled across this comment... gonna time travel to hit myself in the head with a sledgehammer

Murderbot and ART my favorite queerplatonic pairing