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i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow u r so real

didn’t think i’d be 33 weeks pregnant blocking my baby dad on everything but guess that should’ve been expected when i got pregnant by someone from stafford.

if that’s ur girl why she standing on my roblox head

When I die please tie these to my coffin

need someone to talk about gerald the dolphin with but nobody is replying.

being in the last trimester of pregnancy is weird bc how am i meant to not be offended when people tell me that i’m getting bigger every time they see me like i know they are on about the bump but still?

if i was pregnant in 2020/21 this is how i would have ended up giving birth with how much time i spent on discord x

@bumbaclartedg what’s wrong with that.

@breadowen Bros from the island of Anglesey

i have never related to a tiktok more in my life.

I think presidents should link up and fist fight instead of involving everyone

@surenaprv why didn’t i think of sooner wtf good idea

@breadowen Maybe you should call her ella

guys don’t get pregnant bc thinking of baby names is really really hard

@enchantdlovr i do really like the name but my sisters girlfriend is called grace unfortunately that name is taken in the family😭

@breadowen I heard Grace is a really nice name for boys and girls idk

That was me in a monkey jumpsuit

how am i meant to carry on living my life when im constantly worrying about punch the monkey

@mfvckingstarb0y terrible

@breadowen what about ryan

@mfvckingstarb0y she’s a girl.

@breadowen what about ryan

have to delete all social media at this point bc all i’m doing is crying over a monkey called punch why does nobody want to be his friend.