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shall we become mutuals?

Alafu wazazi, hizi birthdays huwa mnaleta shule nataka mniskize na mniskize vizuri. Birthday sio mbaya. Sina shida na cake, balloons ama mtoto kufurahia siku yake. Lakini kabla ugeuze classroom ikae venue ya ruracio, kuna vitu nataka ujue. Administration hawaezi kataa juu wanataka clients wao wakue happy. Lakini sisi ndio tuko ground. Sisi ndio tunabaki na consequences. Kwanza, birthday ya mtoto mmoja huleta excitement kwa dakika 20 na drama ya wiki mbili. Mtoto mmoja akiletewa cake, kesho mwingine anauliza mbona yeye hajawai letewa. Mwingine anarudi home akiwa convinced wazazi wake hawampendi. Sasa mwalimu anajipata akifundisha Mathematics na family therapy wakati mmoja. Halafu kuna hii tabia ya kuleta cake ya watoto 8 kwa class ya watoto 47. Unataka tugawanye aje? Hii ni classroom ama miracle crusade? Na tafadhali msilete balloons 30 kwa class halafu mnataka learning iendelee normally. Ukiona watoto wakitazama ceiling kama wameona UFO, ujue lesson imeisha rasmi. Alafu kuna wale wazazi wanafika na photographer, videographer, ring light na confidence ya mtu anazindua bypass. Brother, ni Grade 2 birthday. Sio uchaguzi mdogo. Na ukweli wenye hakuna mtu anasema... Shule si birthday venue. Shule ilijengwa watoto wajifunze. Birthday ni bonus, sio programme ya siku. Mkitaka kufanya party kubwa, fanyeni nyumbani, church, hotel ama kwa shamba ya babu. Juu mwisho wa siku, birthday inaisha saa tano. Lakini syllabus bado iko hapa ikitusubiri kama deni ya Fuliza. Sincerely, Mwalimu ambaye alikuja kufunza fractions lakini akaishia kukata tukwota twingi twa cake sio poa. 📷 Kama ukona maoni tofauti yaletee Credits: Lyn Maina

Yellow watermelon or Red watermelon

The rate at which people are unfollowing me ehn 😔

THE CHURCH OF ST. ALOYSIUS / UNITED STATES📍 DESIGN: ERDY MCHENRY

Nani ako active tuguziane

Usifollow tu. Engage.

Nimeenda gain train fulani ya wahindi hata sitaki kuongea. Najua by kesho asubui watakuwa wame unfollow wote. Fxck gain trains

Let’s build your presence.Drop hello 👋 Let’s follow you

Manchester United fans how many points are we getting in our first 10 premier league games of the season ???

Cabbage 🥬

Kings

Kenyans are the best people ever to exist. Our Kenyan culture is the one pulling us back.

@amenya_nelson You know a man can suck dicks without being gay, right? That’s the argument on the table

Kenya & Africa should borrow a leaf from the USA by building presidential centers & libraries rather than building expensive mausoleums for dead statesmen.

Sai uneza gain 48 new followers si wee guza uone

Virusi Twitter will be very active today since it's payday..💀🦠 Kplc:

Niko na 5500 followers buts numbers za engagements na kuguziana hazipelekani hata kidogo 😅😅😅😅 Ile siku nitakaa chini >>>>>>!!! Followers ni wengi engagement iko down sana nitawashika one by one

The stadium design. I remember designing this stadium for a school project back then. It was an enjoyable experience. Took a lot of studying but the outcome was impressive.

Hii spoon hata ukule matope itabaki na mafuta