billie goat

@dopamineguts i really love some parts of louisville! it feels small and cozy and it’s such a nice change from how big and busy chicago is. and everyone is always so nice when i’m there

@buttghost what does ky have that could possibly make u want to stay in it over chicago

i don’t want to leave chicago and go back to my stupid chud kentucky life

@kibbilol i used a pizza cutter on a plastic plate and did not get enough sleep to think it through 😔

@buttghost how does this even happen

guys who remember that summer of bereal? i miss that so much

trying to get my life back in order and then i still gotta run a 5k

yeah bro your ai banner at the tattoo convention is fire but your ai designs are even better yaknow what just let the robot tattoo me bro

life sucks get the tattoo

all women do is pee loud and lie

tfw your key snaps when you’re trying to unlock the door and now you need a locksmith and your landlord is coming and you just went grocery shopping

Anyone considering running for president should be campaigning on this. I will not be supporting any candidate until one of them promises to put these people in prison. There have to be consequences for what they have done to this country.

Babe thats die antwoord

one thing about me is i will bring a fuck ass snack to the function

hanging out with my coworker friends wish me luck

sooooo when is my tax return hitting

Gaza. Day 892. Do not look away

@jettobrazil idk if i can eat it but need

Nandos is spiritually nonbinary

They’re gonna kill me and all my siblings. Why don’t you care?

the risk is worth the reward 💯🤑 (driving my car back from the shop knowing it could die on the street at any moment)

that feeling when your car dies in the middle of the road