MyLifeintheMountains

How can ab Amish guy set up a date? Like, is this a romantic candlelight dinner or just a regular candlelight dinner?

Heroes. Stephen Miller Hiding behind his pregnant wife.

Women have a reputation for sensitivity or foul mood during a period. But I'd be in a bad mood too if I bled for 5 days and didn't die.

@am_yers Sign me up

Wanting to quit your stressful office job to work at a bar on an island beach specifically is a universal experience

Decided: Rage Against the Machine is classic rock because Bulls on Parade hits just as hard in 2026 as it did in 1996. Timeless.

When I die, I want to come back to life as me.

@lady_valor_07 Tennis soccer lacrosse and Bird watching. Ok not the last one

This is hard

They say paying taxes is a good problem because it means you're making money. But I just wrote the biggest check I've ever signed, and that didn't feel really good.

@vxylily Assisted living?

He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@vxylily Church?

@BoomerDivvies Says boomer with social security, pension, $1000 tuition, $200,000 home.

My property taxes are nuts (>$60k) Why should two families using the same roads, schools, and services pay wildly different property taxes just because one house is worth more? Did one house get way better garbage pickup? Same services. Same city. It should be the same bill.

@josephabondy Noisy streets in New York City?! Call the papers!

Since opening in September 2025, Raising Cane’s has subjected our Upper West Side community to mechanical noise every day and night—from 7:00 a.m. until 3:00 a.m.—affecting seniors, veterans, and families alike. This noise is disrupting residents’ lives. What are you going to do about it, @raisingcanes? NYC. UWS.

@trwsenti Don't you have 104 Saturdays and Sundays too?

28 days of annual leave. Out of 365. Your employer owns 337 days of your year. You get 28. And half of those you spend recovering from the other 337. How is this the "good deal" everyone told you to be grateful for?

I'm sick of kids playing in my front yard, so I'm going to register as a sex offender. I'm NOT. I'm just going to registered as one so parents keep these kids at their own house.

I have a friend who's got all his meal prepared, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week, and has sex every day. But all he does is complain about prison.

@MbarkCherguia Leave your kids at home. Thanks

What does everyone think about this?

I wish I was a Zamboni driver

I listen to Disciplines of the 36 Chambers ask the easy through every morning because it makes me feel cooler then I actually am. Word to your mother.

@KeenanPeachy @glizziesftw Smart. No way this ends up tits up

@glizziesftw I am going to!

The amount of taxes my husband and I have to pay this year between property tax, income tax, gas tax, sales tax, and all the other taxes is so completely insane I can't believe we aren't burning down the IRS and the California Franchise Tax Board knowing that 99% of this money that we can't use for our own family is being sent to the local fraud rings, the thieving homeless industry, and the NGO-Democrat criminals who are bleeding the last few normal people dry. If anyone thinks I am going to start voting for the party who want to INCREASE taxes and impoverish us further: um, no.

@KeenanPeachy There's something genuine behind this, but these complainers fall off the rails with "local fraud rings." Obviously no one knows what you're talking about. More possibly, do you know that you don't know what you're taking about?