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Deranged 🧑🏾💻
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you need to go back to school bro
Nuno Tavares@NunoTavares0709
@Sire_Gift Going by stats it’s actually Kovacic. Going by eye test it’s Ronaldo.
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Tosin Adarabioyo
Performances fell off a cliff
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Oluwaseun 🇳🇬@MobyChe
Benoit Badiashille Missed chance Mini Thread
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Remember when a large group of Chelsea fans tried to say caicedo was an updated version of kante 😭... Una don really do things for that fanbase oo.
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Chelsea FC@ChelseaFC
Happy birthday, N'Golo Kante! 💙
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@A_kinola02 22? Person way next year go enter 26 exactly same age we buy kante? Be like una think say na children these boys still be
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@CarefreeJonty i was pained when we let him go, you could see quality ooze off when he cuts in..
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There was that one pre season game where I thought we had signed the greatest winger of all time
Deranged 🧑🏾💻@cfcnedd
worthy mention
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@VanessaDefi no be your bf DAX list em house for sale? use the $1k rent apartment na
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This is Wizarabs legacy btw!
He’s the leader of these dimwits
Bentley@DarkMaleek
Women, pls stop raping ussssssss!!!!! 🤦♂️
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I snuck out of the house at 1am to collect one round from my side chic in her car. Bae was in bed sleeping. When I got back, she pulled me in and gave me head, swallowing all my side chic's juice.
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
I never even start to dey drop Oloni own. Insane times
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I got raped yesterday in my apartment, February 15th. I have insomnia, if I'm not drunk or high, I can't sleep. It was a Saturday, I drank and drank but it wasnt working, I needed to get high so I could sleep, my eyes were tired but I couldn't sleep.
Around 9 I heard a knock
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
This babe flew me to Dubai for 3 nights. Because I refused to have sex with her, she abandoned me there without booking my return ticket. We did not discuss sex before travelling. I thought she just wanted to dwell in my presence. Now I'm stranded.
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As a woman, if you don’t spoil your man, another woman will and she’ll make him too expensive for you to approach.
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My neighbour's son was just rvped this evening by their house-help.
"Not all women" but always a woman.
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