Lauren Gogurt

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Previously Took Part In The Infamous “Celery Man” Broadcast, A Paul Rudd-Led Digital Conditioning Operation Involving “Tayne,” “Nude Tayne,” “Nude Tayne With Hat,” “Tayne’s Hat Wiggling,” And Others That No Healthy Society Would Ever Permit To Be Sequenced On Public Networks! Investigators Are DEMANDING Answers About The Repeated Summoning Of “4D3D3D3,” The Unauthorized Tube Visuals, And The Disturbing Use Of Sensual Staircase Protocols To Lull Viewers Into A False Sense Of Security Before Exposing Them To Full-Spectrum Tayne Content! WHY Did Paul Rudd Ask “Can I Get A Hat Wobble” Unless He Already Knew The Ritual Was Underway? They Told You It Was A Sketch. They Told You It Was “Absurdist Comedy.” Meanwhile The American People Were Subjected To Raw Celery-Based PsyOps, Nude Digital PORNOGRAPHY, And Paul Rudd COMMITTING ADULTERY. The Pattern Is Hiding In Plain Sight!

@CregSutherdale @RealAlexJones What does this guy do? I’ve heard something involving chairs

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović! The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand! Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@gonzodie @canth8enough I agree. I was way more into the ziggens and other OC acts. Brad was a nonstop mess. Belmont Shore spoiled brat. No surprise the drummer is MAGA now

@canth8enough meanwhile real mfs from Long Beach cant stand them...Bradley was in his twenties picking up his gf from high school on a skateboard fuck that guy lmaoo

No real MF from LA would ever hate on Sublime.

@john_hezlep @RamsNFL

@RamsNFL what I learned about this game was that the Los Angeles Rams defense is shitty are you talking about with Matthew Stafford is a beast and the only reason why that team is alive still and Carolina Panthers are on their way up I don't know just waiting for the eagles GO BIRDS 🦅

RAMS WIN!!!

ICE agent gets caught off duty with a Nazi SS tattoo on his neck (Minneapolis, MN 1/5/26)

@juanponce @libsoftiktok This seems to be quite early on the bike trail. Turkey Trot is tomorrow. They’ve been in organizing mode. Routes may be closed. Also, very normal for this time of day. Will fill with all types of people celebrating a run and a holiday tomorrow. I ❤️Long Beach

@libsoftiktok i live here. This is pretty normal this time of the year

Beaches in California which are usually packed are empty amid ICE raids and operations. Literally every aspect of your life will get better with mass deportations

@vons the joy of being sold food that is almost two months expired. From the store at 1820 Ximeno Ave. Long Beach, CA 90815. Do better when you ask for egregious amounts of $ for those of us just struggling to live.

@wolfofx Everyone loves Long Beach

A dad takes his son to a major skateboarding meet and assists him in grinding a rail. The crowd responds perfectly

@RamsNFL @NFLonCBS LANDMAN

B.Y. with the strip! Landman with the recovery! 📺 @NFLonCBS | #RamsHouse

@RamsNFL Didn’t some of these people appear on that ESPN graphic about the best people ever or something like last week? Ugh

And I oop...

@SHlRAZ @RamsNFL LANDMAN

@RamsNFL LANDMAN

FUMBLE! RAMS RECOVER!

this diva ran into the senator who took her healthcare away & completely CLEARED him LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

@SonOfChar0079 @KnowbodyJ @MLB @Angels @grok First ballot. (I can do this for a while)

@chiefsims @KnowbodyJ @MLB @Angels @grok First ballot??? Are you sure, @grok?

Mike Trout collects career RBI No. 1,000 as the @Angels defeat the Mariners!

@SonOfChar0079 @KnowbodyJ @MLB @Angels @grok First ballot

@KnowbodyJ @MLB @Angels @grok First ballot.

@MLB @Angels @grok is mike trout going to be a hall of famer, use career war

@LongBeachPost It’s the Grand Prix for alt kids

Warped Tour. Day 1. Welcome to Long Beach. Look for photos later at LBPost.com

@christoaivalis @mehdirhasan Hey look! Now I’m following Mehdi Hasan! Absolute banger of an awesome banger! (That makes no sense but I ❤️ him so much)

.@mehdirhasan might have done the best job on this that I've ever seen Just total evisceration of right-wing talking points

@KyleTPrager @swillysports Mmmhmm. The best

@swillysports Nicks Deli >>

Pete Crow Armstrong, Yusei Kikuchi, Carlos Estevez, Bobby Witt Jr, & Trevor Megill share their favorite California restaurants! #MLB #allstar

@adamrank @swillysports I was surprised, then not surprised at all. Nick’s ftw

@swillysports Nick's is such a great pull.