Collo Collonell

7.2K posts

Collo Collonell banner
Collo Collonell

Collo Collonell

@collo_collonell

|Environmental activism🇰🇪| |X-Speaker 11th congress (KUSA)| Family| Forensic Science/Tech| MANUTD💯| GSW🏀 For all Errands in Nakuru reach 0723694785|

Nakuru, Kenya Entrou em Mart 2013
3.8K Seguindo1.5K Seguidores
Tweet fixado
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
On this special day celebrating our mothers for their love and resilience, and in this youngest city of Nakuru, a bouncing baby has been born. We unveil to you Ckanally Errands! Time-constrained? Let us run errands for you in Nakuru and its environs.
Collo Collonell tweet media
Nakuru, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
1
3
5
2.1K
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@gloria_orwoba Yaani si kuchunana makai tu, mlikuwa mnavalisha jacket? Nyinyi yenu ni personal.
Indonesia
0
0
0
344
Gloria Orwoba
Gloria Orwoba@gloria_orwoba·
Alai sitaki kukuabisha further. Wewe umepatana na Ruto akiwa amewacha kuvaa zile ma jacket za wakale, muulize nani alimuambia awache kuvaa hizo jacket.
Robert ALAI, HSC@RobertAlai

Done for and done against. Weigh the two. Again, your key asset is your voice. It’s also your greatest liability. Any remedial measures you are taking @gloria_orwoba. You can’t succeed with Matiangi and Gachagua. They are too lazy and selfish to hold the hand of any of you. They can’t even help themselves.

Suomi
131
45
319
53.5K
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@FauzKhalid You shamelessly went to AI and believed that is the truth and the only truth? Worst to confirm celebral laziness, you screenshot it.
English
0
0
0
44
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@DrWhiteW A few hours ago one just got mad because I CCd the bosses on something she has been ignoring for 8 months. Corporate si rahisi mzee.
English
1
0
1
78
Mr White
Mr White@DrWhiteW·
How are you 8-5ers, what did the HR say you do again? Yes that last week inventory report had errors. Hahaha. Jobs are slavery for real.
English
9
6
49
1.5K
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@KRACorporate Wakati mnadeal na tax evasion haven, mnawapea head up lakini wakati mnadeal na walala hoi mnapop up unannounced corona virus. Tunawaona sana ama nyinyi ndo hawo tax cheats?
Indonesia
0
0
0
59
Kenya Revenue Authority
Kenya Revenue Authority@KRACorporate·
Wacha tufike Eastleigh kiasi tuko na shughuli hapa na pale
Filipino
690
942
6.4K
257.8K
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@KGeorgieva @KeTreasury @JohnMbadiN @Kiptoock @CBKKenya No madam. You discussed how to keep us in the poverty loop, how to ensure we are educated but unemployed, how to keep us underemployed through unsustainable salaries and crazy taxes, how to kill industries and import more and how to protect ill wealth of our politicians.
English
0
0
0
19
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
Where was this explanation when Uhuru raised the fuel prices?it your tribesmen at the energy sector who steal without an iota of shame messing us up.
Tim Kipchumba@TimKipchumba

WHY PRICES HAVE RISEN IN KENYA 🇰🇪 (Simple Explanation) Fuel prices are going up — and that affects everything (food, transport, rent). 1. What’s causing it? The short answer: the war in Iran. Global oil prices have surged: •Brent crude moved from $60–70 earlier this year •To over $100/barrel in March–April 2026 •It has already hit $120 When oil goes up globally, Kenya feels it. 2. Why are we feeling it now? Kenya’s fuel prices lag global prices by about 1 month. So what we’re seeing now is the impact of last month’s spike. On top of that: •In some places, freight costs have gone up 4X •That increases the cost of bringing fuel into the country 3. What are the new fuel prices? •Petrol: + KSh 28.69 per litre •Diesel: + KSh 40.30 per litre •Kerosene: No change 4. What has the government done to help? To cushion Kenyans: •Reduced VAT on fuel from 16% to 13% •Used the Fuel Stabilization Fund to limit the increase 5. What would prices be without these measures? Without government intervention, prices would be MUCH higher: •Petrol: KSh 217.27 (+21.9%) •Diesel: KSh 236.89 (+42.2%) •Kerosene: KSh 267.81 (+75.3%) 6. What does this mean? •Higher fuel = higher transport costs •Higher transport = higher food & living costs 7. The reality The war in Iran is real, and its effects are global. What we need now: •An end to the conflict •Stability in global energy markets A month ago, some predicted prices could rise by 50% — Thankfully, it hasn’t reached that level. Bottom line: This is not just a Kenya issue — it’s a global shock hitting our local economy.

English
0
0
0
21
Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
President Ruto announces construction of a Ksh1 billion stadium in Kisii, set for completion within 6 months
Kenyans.co.ke tweet media
English
668
254
2.1K
216.7K
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@AIRTEL_KE Are you on a serious note asking when your internet has been super pathetic at night?
English
0
0
0
3
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@AIRTEL_KE why is your internet this horrible over the past one week or so? Why can't you just fix this unreliability once and for all?
English
1
0
0
44
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
If only one person dropped a bomb in that wedding, he would have singlehandedly killed all Kenyan cartels, thugs, washwash and corrupt oligarchs.
English
0
0
0
7
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
Around 2020, 5 yrs after campus, my life wasn't working out. I was barely surviving and was hooked and addicted to gambling. I had reached suicidal level. A usual day of not knwing what do, a call came through, it was Boniface. Gave me a laptop and a job. Be blessed always Mate.
PsudoMike 🇨🇦@PsudoMike

Moved to Canada and spent my first winter alone in a basement apartment. No family around, no real friends yet. Just me and a laptop. The first person who invited me over for dinner was a coworker I barely knew. Changed everything. Not because of the food. Because someone saw me before I had anything to offer. That kind of kindness stays with you longer than any promotion or milestone. Who was that person for you?

English
0
0
8
594
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
Failed states did not just wake up and failed. They failed when people entrusted to lead instead of empowering the police to be neutral, they created militias that enjoyed police protection. What is currently happening in Kikuyu and southern bypass is a shame.
English
0
0
0
242
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@OpenUniKenya @OpenUniKenya as a premier university to offer a masters in Artificial intelligence, was there a university offering such a technical course in 1992. Could you help trace @Wavinya_Ndeti thesis? It would be of help to me as admiring expert of artificial intelligence.
English
0
0
1
20
Open University Kenya
Open University Kenya@OpenUniKenya·
Quality Education at a Price You Can Afford! Stop letting high fees stand in the way of your big dreams. At the Open University of Kenya, we’ve made quality education truly affordable. Join our May 2026 session and study without the financial stress. ✔️ Undergraduate: From Ksh. 79,000 to 86,000 per year ✔️ Postgraduate Diploma: Ksh. 110,000 (Total) ✔️ Masters: Ksh. 187,500 (Total) ✔️ PhD: Ksh. 337,500 (Total) Visit ouk.ac.ke/ouk-programmes to explore the full list of affordable courses and start your application for the May Session. #YourFutureIsOpen #StudyOnline #MayIntake #StudyWithOUK #Affordable #StudyWhileYouWork #AffordableEducation #HigherEducation
English
1
0
9
346
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@FarahMaalimM Why is it always you being misquoted?a matter of you talking without processing the consequences of your statements?
English
0
0
0
272
Farah Maalim EGH
Farah Maalim EGH@FarahMaalimM·
I don’t disrespect nurses or any professionals for that matter. As a matter of fact I have trained hundreds of nurses in decades. As we talk today I’m paying fees for scores of nurses in KMTC’s & Universities across the country. I challenge any politician in the history of our country who has educated as many Medics as I have done over the last 30 odd years to stand up to be counted. My contention was that one doesn’t allow an opportunity to train a Paediatric Endocrinologist to be sacrificed on the altar of ego. The opportunity cost to society is massive. Release the Doctor to join the fellowship class at UON as you sort out other auxiliary matters including disciplinary issues. Value Society’s general welfare over all other considerations including interpersonal relationships. Let’s save lives first & then deal other issues later. Nurses are undoubtedly the pillars/ bedrock of our health sector. Mine was a constructive criticism & an expression of profound love for all our health professionals.
English
173
16
164
41.5K
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@KibetBrima Jamaa nilimuuliza how much do I pay to study, he told me wewe kuja tu ulivyo I won't charge you. Such a gentleman @kichwa_
English
0
1
2
362
Collo Collonell
Collo Collonell@collo_collonell·
@AIRTEL_KE why are you guys so messy when one decides to trust you? What's up with your internet as from 7pm everyday? Can't you guys be consistently good just for once?
English
1
0
0
22