Cone

Put my girl as my emergency contact but she don't got a car tf is she gonna do 😔

@Navpreetkgill__ Wait these people are insane wtf

the people in my replies rn going off are hilarious and it’s mostly grown ass men, get a lifeeee

Due to unforseen circumstances i will be standing on business until further notice

I'm sick of pretending that we didn't know what dividing by 0 does

Snapchat if you don't get this My Ai off of the home screen im gonna delete the app

Fuck turbotax stupid lobbying evil company

The problem with dating someone who's short is how am i support to find this girl if she's lost in a crowd

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

When i drink coffee it's like a fog gets lifted from my brain

Talking to your girlfriend on the phone is like listening to a podcast with QuickTime events

I'm so over 2 day frisbee tournaments WHY IS AN 8 TEAM TOURNAMENT 2 DAYS

"goodwill? More like bad won't."

Turned on the TSN feed just in time

All things as they're meant to be

Sports bettings ads have to be regulated dude stuff is crazy

Sony owns a patent that would force viewers to exclaim the brand name during commercials to end them.

Thinking about her 😍😍😍

Among us movie

Bro just called himself a slam pig at dinner

Tf is a blouse