Pvt. Cornelius “Bags” Blankenship

Roommate busted a slat “to make it easier to piss off the porch” #expand

Let her wear my shirt so I’m not gonna send it through the wash anymore

Would appreciate a little Sunday Night Football action right about now

@sexaddictsander That's some pretty country Earl

300 follower childhood driveway dox

Incredibly hungover rn but playing golf for cash later so we better figure it out quick else Cornelius is #fucked

Hopefully “Rizwan” gets her home safe

Idk what his future in the league is, but Heidenreich is a stud and a hell of an athlete

Stolen valor (bag in the velo can)

Not a foreskin in sight

Told her to grip it and rip it #nukeTopGolf

@DexterLank Negative brother

@cornbaagger Never used one before Is that postive or negative (usually have my boy take the first line)

Let’s have a night fellas

@dickofficial42 Can’t be getting fired Dick

@cornbaagger Noooo why

Gonna job dox and deactivate in 5 days

@TaraHymaan Perchance

I wonder how many likes I’d get if I posted my man boobs #noticing

@OlukaiBandit Ya I woke up in the bathtub

@OlukaiBandit Always end up looking more like Hiroshima myself

Had not planned on participating in blackout Friday but here we are

Hello from Cornelius and the FOTD (Foid of the Day)

@jerrickblumpkin For the big dog, everything’s a little dog

@cornbaagger “You can’t fuck that lil dog”

Shoemogging the foid