Melissa Silb

why yes, I DO love this

Simplenote is Back! simplenote.com/2020/02/25/sim…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I definitely don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary

finally bought the excellent HTTP: Learn Your Browser's Language zine by @b0rk gumroad.com/l/http-zine/

Don’t let the fact that you work from home as the only remote employee in your city stop you from making a slack channel for #[city]-office and aggressively making use of it.

TO FANS OF JEREMY RENNER: jere asked that i release his statements on the closure of the jeremy renner app personally, in the nude. this is not the end of the rennerssaince. to all the fans: have faith.

I didn't but I'm back anyway

did I come back to twitter only to say Kevin Hart is a moron?

even though my favorite is the merv griffin show, the #TopSeinfeldEP is The Contest, no contest (wakka)

I have taken the horses which were in the back and which you were probably going to take to the old town road forgive me or don't can't nobody tell me nothin

@RachelWenitsky I hope this keeps happening forever

@mbennardo hell yes. I'd love to also

The Muppets Take Dragon Dungeon sneercampaign.com/the-muppets-ta…

@mbennardo Good question!

It's time for #tabbpizza if you are from tabb and need pizza, reply to this tweet and I will dm you to coordinate $20 for a pizza!!!

The new Penguin adverts are perfect.

What if instead of one movie or two movies Kill Bill was zero movies

Am I doing this right