The Creature Report

I am underestimating the situation for the "normal", "non-creature" based crowd. I believe was poisoned with Ulitoaian nectar. I touched base with the creature that typically secretes this nectar- the Ulit- but...they too are missing. We will find out who is doing this.....

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Hey. Do I got a hell of a story for you.

𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏

@GMGBpodcast Gotta get this guy on Creature Report

@cherismymother Honestly, Kyle was very kind. It was Roman who fucked up with us.

@jointheweird @USDOT @ConvergenceStn That happened to us once meeting up with a creature, wound up at Omega Mart. Happens to the best of us.

Went to use the bathroom on the 4th floor of the @USDOT and somehow ended up at the @ConvergenceStn QDOT. Dope vibe but I still need to pee.

(thank you to @cherismymother of @FillingPodcast for adding a little fun to this one after the hectic rewrite and record phase. I love her your honor. Building up to something cool next week. Hope y'all tune in :) )

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Anyway, I know this is a big update, but I wanted to be transparent with y'all. Anyone who has ever listened to an episode, please know my entire heart is in your hands and thank you so much for tuning in. ok u all rule back to Anchor Val Petrone)

Plus, if you hop on Paper Boat Pods' patreon, you'll have access to our Discord Server, where we'll probably do some in character games with everyone whose in (and, of course, you can flesh out your own Creature Report OC!)

((Hi! Out of character, real life Val wanted to give a heads up on the next few months of Creature Report including what's to come shortly!

@jointheweird Absolutely queen and icon 👑

@creaturerep0rt You love to see a girlboss winning

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