Imperfect Gentleman

Igwe Henry not winning the ballon d'or in his time is the 2nd greatest injustice of the 21st century. The 'midnight' robbery of the people's mandate in 2023 by INEC and a corrupt 'structure' remains the greatest. Some people will start foaming at the mouth now 😂 @POMediaCenter

@egi_nupe You will cry premium tears today

Aside following failed politicians up and down and eating their money, some of you don’t have anything meaningful going on in your lives. No job! No known businesses or anything. Yet you will come online to talk down on hard working people like us cos we’re bantering over politics. The audacity!

@stilldey4u The land was probably taken from him at gunpoint with a little compensation of 24 million naira.

Profit OR Loss?

@Sodiumhydrate_ @TheSerahIbrahim @egi_nupe If they respected you in your family (that's if you have one), you wouldn't be here supporting a failed system that has mortgaged your future (again, that's if you even have one).

@datogen @TheSerahIbrahim @egi_nupe They don’t even respect and value you in your own family

Born fool of a bastard father @egi_nupe You cowards cower when men talk to you but you think you can raise your short dirty balls on women I have your time today You think you can bully women and get away with it A failing unachieved pig

@egi_nupe "I am in my proudly early 30," You should write in plain Yoruba next time.

People who try to age shame me here don’t know that it’s actually a compliment than an insult. I am in my proudly early 30, YAGI level ✌️

@Sodiumhydrate_ @TheSerahIbrahim You can laminate the achievement and hang it on the unpainted wall of your one room 🤣

@datogen @TheSerahIbrahim You are too ashamed to even put your picture on here, you are running a bot account, while I’m not.. that’s enough achievement that I’m doing better in life than you. Also, unlike you, I don’t think with my asshole

That feeling when 40+ unachieved men weep with your name on Twitter Search my name on their accounts, it literally feeds them. They’d be so happy today, I finally responded to them. Maybe they will finally focus on their wives and leave me alone. Gossiping since they’ve got no balls. I should send them a wig, so when they ask them to dress like their miracle, they’d give their best look attempt of Serah Ibrahim.

@TheSerahIbrahim I'm just realizing that 'half past four' is actually 4:30 🤣🤣🤣

You woke up in the middle of the night to lie and respond You think I’m asleep? Oloju point and kill with your Joro to Joro receipts You type like a lunatic, I wonder how you became a lawyer What receipt do you have other than losing cases and dividing the money with you yourself and I A subpar comprehension Bald head, punctured skull with 4:30 criminal eyes

@Sodiumhydrate_ @TheSerahIbrahim You no go like name your own achievement, abi na the slave infinity cap dey make you think left left?

@datogen @TheSerahIbrahim Abi this one na didirin? Lmaooo cos say dem gas her afcon ticket ? Is that how low your IQ is? Cos what else can she name?

@Sodiumhydrate_ @TheSerahIbrahim Well, your father (dead or alive) cannot achieve a quarter of what she's achieved. Don't even get me started with you.

@TheSerahIbrahim @datogen I swear you haven’t achieved what he has achieved! Cos you are Peter OBi’s handbag ? 😂 na that one Dey make you feel funky

@Iam_Lekinx Na that Ibadan your papa go dey Yoruba bandits go come carry am

Na online your papa dey, we are patiently waiting for your silly ass in Naija. That ipob treatment you are craving so much, you go get am

@yabaleftonline Sporty say I dey owe them 🤣

Skybet confirms payouts to customers who bet on Morocco to win AFCON

No revisionism. Arsenal were never the favorites

It feels good when the system finally throws up the right individual to the limelight Here is the face of the young man making kids enjoy mathematics in Alaigbo His name is Chisom Unachukwu

@WelBeast On the 76th attempt

Let’s see what you got.

@ARISEtv I'm wondering how many times this was rehearsed.

President Tinubu received by U.K. Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer

This is Master Chisom. The mathematics teacher from Evergreen Schools Enugu. His students won all the 1st, 2nd and 3rd position in Junior Category of South East Maths Olympiad 2026. He has been silently shaping generations. Let’s celebrate his birthday today!

@trigottista @HQNigerianArmy 8-star General keh... Stadium Marshal, sir 🙌

Good morning from everyone’s favorite soldier @HQNigerianArmy

Dear Rest of Africa, I hope the decision of CAF Board led by a Nigerian Judge communicated via @CAF_Media helps you see Nigerians are facing in the hands of the average Nigerian judicial system Senegal my thoughts are with you

Fathers don’t post 50 selfies with their kids every week. They just quietly renew the car insurance at 2 a.m. Skip their own doctor’s appointment so the school fees can be cleared, and still say I’m fine when you ask how work was. That’s the love no one talks about.