Dan Brodeur

@annalise_brooke Lol

I made my dad Shepard’s pie with impossible meat...he had 2 helpings and had no clue :)

BRING BROCK HOME

It might be time to turn off notifications for Red Sox games

Not a single human calls him that. Get in the bathroom

Are babies the new engagement ring?

@jpng226 Tried to convince him to get the new razr. Could have been the best of both worlds

@dbrodd22 Oh he got a candy bar style one now? Nokia? You’ll never have to charge it

It’s 2020 and my dad finally upgraded from a flip phone

the traffic is awful there. @mookiebetts

@Complex @mannyrijo What do you mean allegedly? It’s either she did or didn’t....

Woman allegedly urinated in middle of Verizon store after refusing to wear a mask. bit.ly/3eJaleb

Whose home run swing gives you the most satisfaction? Gifs only.

RT if you’re from New England and never had bread in a can

Here’s what you need to know about the 2020 MLB season:

@annalise_brooke I’m not crying, you’re crying

My dogs girlfriend comes up to the house everyday to look for him. We let her in the house everytime so she can sniff around to find him. Every time she leaves crying and it’s so heart breaking.

Fans want baseball. The vast majority of players want baseball. Most owners want baseball. Seems like everyone is in agreement yet we have no agreement and no baseball. How?!

Is there a way to fire Rob Manfred or what?

Fire Rob Manfred.

If numbers of corona don’t spike like crazy through all these mass riots, protests, whatever you wanna call them, then I’m inclined to think we have been lied to. Thoughts?

Music in the car just sounds better.

If 2020 were a person it would be Pablo Sandoval.