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everyone should follow me

midwest here: i’ve used all of these at least within this week

Patient zeros when they see an airport

@OrdinaryGamers Yeah bro but im not a billionaire jew that sees none jews as cattle.

Rarer than opening a gold...

How to make the most optimal CS2 roster: Low IQ gym bro → Entry Most autistic → Support Narcissist → AWPer Shaolin Monk → Lurker Worst aimer → IGL / Caller Do you guys agree or disagree?

we used to be a proper nation

@ukexyz i have and i do. what makes me different is i dont let it control me. i never want to be here but joking about it does help me.

suicide will always just be an edgy joke to people because they can't even begin to comprehend how much you have to suffer to get to the point of that feeling like the only option

Australia is not a serious country. Actual legal tender:

class of 2027 probably: we didn’t even get a graduation

@cs2newsupdate Making it even easier for europeans to be racist to eachother? Brilliant

"why do you need privacy? are you hiding something?" people when i tell them to take off their pants

goy slop hours

@milo_da_goat53 i read wikipedia for kicks this is to be expected

Guys stop fact checking my I was trying to make a funny

I need to start smoking way more weed so that I can get skinnier, cuz have you ever seen a fat stoner?

@milo_da_goat53 i've known them to on the heavier side but not fat persay

@Big_Kasty @ProtonVPN hell nah those bitches stole my fries when i was in the city

@ProtonVPN Pigeons

Starts with P and we all love it

When the YouTube video has custom captions instead of auto-generated ones

Amazing things happening on Twitter dot com

i believe that a tgirl that plays counter-strike is morally superior to a tgirl that plays overwatch