KT

@goodarmvsbadarm literally ran to go buy this because of u…consider me influenced

posting on tumblr again @devilmeant…follow me 🤫 i can’t take this horrid site anymore

Killing time

@st3phascope they know

If i had a nickel for every time i turned my head to the left and found an animal staring back at me this week, i would have two nickels which isnt a lot, but its weird it happened twice.

i’m begging everyone who raved about the substance to watch a single episode of the twilight zone

i can’t even blame george rr martin for dragging ass finishing asoiaf because that’s so me as a writer

in the phase of worldbuilding where i’m basically writing the silmarillion…when i tell u it’s like crack injected directly into my brain

Hey Trump voters. Hate to break it to you - but here’s what actually happened on Tuesday. Watch. Bernie explained it 20 years ago.

@newcryptid stop…he wouldn’t..unless..?

why do i feel like elon musk is gonna run for president next

@limegreenhearze right i forgot his villain origin story…wouldn’t be surprised if he weaseled his way (further) into politics in the next four years

@devilmeant He was born in South Africa thankfully and you have to be a “natural born citizen” to run for president 😅 that’s the only thing giving me some comfort but I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump gives him a place in his cabinet

yo 😭😭

@peachskis first woman president kim k

@devilmeant My bet is on Kim K too

If a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live. -Tommy Wiseau

GOD BLESS YOU AMERICA. ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE IN THIS COUNTRY AND I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR ALL OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS ON THIS AND EVERY DAY. EXCEPT YOU HULK HOGAN YOU ARE FOREVER A JABRONI.