*  𝕾𝙾͟𝙻͟𝙳͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁    𝕭𝐎͟𝐘

i taught 𝐡𝐞𝐫 how to /jerk/ off. 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 that 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲. flick the 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃. how to find that 𝖒𝖆𝖓 in the canoe

She won't let that happen she's always one step ahead of her enemies. Only a few knew her location, but guess he already knew where she was. "What brings you here?" She questioned him.

And you know what? Thank God for that, Soldier Boy. Thank God for that.

Head tips slightly, gaze settled upon him. "Honestly, yeah, it does." Funny she never thought she would see him again.

That’s right… is your sperm capable of making something that isn’t an insufferable man-child with the equivalent of the US nuke codes?

Make sure to invite me to the baby shower.

@ Homelander @ Black Noir @ The Deep @ A-Train @ Butcher @ Hugh @ The French guy @ Mommy’s Milkers or whatever the fuck @ The president @ Tek Knight @ Soldier Boy @ Every man I have ever pegged. You’re pregnant now because you fucking deserve it.

This fucking world is crazy. Thanks to your 'son'

I made it extra strong. One gulp.

Didn't want to be here anymore.

To... whatever the future holds or some shit like that.

She's drinking her own so... cheers.

Sliding one over.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈'𝔳𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈'𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝐈 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔤𝔢𝔱 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 .ᐟ.ᐟ

🧍‍♀️

( quickly answering his kiss, in a more desperate way. sighing. she chuckled, mumbling. ) fuck i don’t.

( squinting her eyes, grinning. ) you’re such an asshole.

( stepping closer. ) don’t be such a pussy and kiss me.