It's me

I only buy feet content from personal accounts. If you're not trying to sell from a foot account DM me!

@bighazeleyeddoe @PopBase The GQ issue or Pattinson?

@PopBase This will be mine.

Robert Pattinson stuns for GQ Magazine’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ cover issue. (gq.com/story/matt-dam…)

@bighazeleyeddoe I'm so glad I've personally missed out on that particular part of Twitter, not so glad that it even exists

So is Twitter gonna do something about the abundance of bots advertising csam telegram links in their bios or….

@bighazeleyeddoe I'm deathly afraid of spiders! And he's my favorite super lol

Ironically, I fear spiders 😔

@bighazeleyeddoe "(it is)" is crazyyyy lmao

I wanna know why jean shorts don’t fit me properly,,, and it’s not because my ass is too fat (it is) but also they just fit weirdly on my hips and then flatten me down and also for some reason have the shape of a square instead of a rectangle like they used to in 2012

@bighazeleyeddoe Wow radiant! And great music taste 😊

Listening to kansas by gorillaz a lot

@bighazeleyeddoe Let's just be friends, imessage

I hate how Inessage says I “loved” a message… turn it down a notch I merely just liked it…

@bighazeleyeddoe I know some of these words!

Fuckkk I was gonna euromaxx this summer but I might have to southerngothicamericana instead

@bighazeleyeddoe What a friend!

My friend got me Pandora earrings and a necklace oh my god I’m going to kms

Share this with someone that needs it! I believe in you!

@bighazeleyeddoe It's it just me or have you been extra pouty in your pics recently? Beautiful regardless ofc 😊

Ummm full dress here

Been in a Genuwine mood lately

when i’m forced to make a phone call

sorry about the blood. the last person who came to my temple of worship was crushed tragically by a falling rock because he failed to bring me little cakes. you did… bring me .little cakes didn’t you.?

⠀ rocky need fucking break. ⠀

@bighazeleyeddoe Some people can't read the room istg

Don’t dm me that my belly button makes u hard !!! 🫪

@bighazeleyeddoe Funny "haha" or funny "strange"?

God I can be so funny sometimes wow

@bighazeleyeddoe Feel better soon!

Man hayfever is kiccckinggg my asss

@minidinne Respect

im at the point in my life where i understand foot fetishes completely

@bighazeleyeddoe More Hazels in the world? I don't see the problem 😉

@dilly_cee They wanna steal my dna from it to make clones of me

My wisdom tooth hurts

Lowkey have thought v deeply about deactivating this acc icl