Sean

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Sean

Sean

@dissonanz42

Turns out I think of 'the cloud' as space. VPCs are planets. What song do you always sing wrong? he (nom.) / him (acc., dat.) / his (gen., poss.)

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Rein Crow
Rein Crow@Reincrownation·
Laundry day means tweets now regrets later
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WholesomeMemes@WholesomeMeme·
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Sean@dissonanz42·
@fom_info It's a shame the tweet was deleted. The world needs more praise of haggis. And pineapple pizza.
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Sean@dissonanz42·
@fom_info Nothing is wrong with haggis. It's delicious.
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Sean@dissonanz42·
Timeline cleanse of people showering love on haggis. The world needs more of this.
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Pete Cheslock
Pete Cheslock@petecheslock·
As a technologist there are a LOT of words/acronyms that we often only read or type out (commands/services/etc). I think it could be fun to get a list of these words and do a "lightning round" video with a bunch of folks to hear THEIR pronunciations for words we never say.
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Sean@dissonanz42·
@ThatEricAlper "My Heart Will Go On" by New Found Glory 💕
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Rein Crow
Rein Crow@Reincrownation·
@KeithOlbermann @espn Still not as bad as the universal DH though. For me that was the last straw
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Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann@KeithOlbermann·
Next person to say "Baseball doesn't have a clock"... Ruinous decision. One of a series. Source: Extra-inning, extra-runner rule to remain - via @ESPN espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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Sean@dissonanz42·
@awwnuh I once placed an online order in Target for pickup at a different Target 5 miles away because the item I was literally staring at on the shelf was $20 cheaper (28%) that way. Then I had to stand around in the other store while someone fetched it from the shelf and processed it.
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anna@awwnuh·
And yes, I placed a pickup order. "Ready within two hours" my ass
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anna@awwnuh·
A routine reminder of how much I fucking hate Target. Don't have stock counts on your app/website if you never have things in stock! Fuck!
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Sean@dissonanz42·
@Reincrownation @ReturnofR No way; it's that time Smead's Noel Gallagher signature Epiphone stopped working halfway thru and he had to switch to the Tele.
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Justin Rosati, MD
Justin Rosati, MD@JustinRosatiMD·
To the “Newborns need to get sick” crowd, allow me to introduce you to what you are introducing them to: 🧵
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Sam Sykes
Sam Sykes@SamSykesSwears·
My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there But does he listen?
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Sean@dissonanz42·
@claaaams @nathanbarnes it would be awesome if you could make it out to support my friends :)
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Sean@dissonanz42·
Others have come up with the very clever idea of The Cook of Mormon, but have they mentioned the amazing songs? 🎶Hello. My name is Elder Spice...🎶 🎶 I am paprika 🎶 🎶 I bay leeeeeaf...that in 1978 God changed his mind about black pepper!(black pepper!) 🎶
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Sean@dissonanz42·
Imagine taking something that provides a useful public service (breaking news/is AWS down) and flushing it down the toilet because someone made fun of you.
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Rein Crow
Rein Crow@Reincrownation·
twitter is annoying at times but I'm gonna miss it once it's been thoroughly destroyed
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