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@ditzydearest

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told alexa to play black eye peas while i started chores but decided to change it until i gotta feeling
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I can’t stand it anymore
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yeah no, the food would’ve been good but i had to use a big spoon so i hated every bite
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it’s crazy how quitting a job that’s sucking the life out of you like a hooker with rent due tomorrow suddenly makes life worth living again
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go ahead & give me some PTO along with a 30 mg adderall & i could stop this war
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so like….. are most of us not paying federal taxes anymore? bc like…. i don’t wanna fund this shit lol
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worlds so shit now. when will the teen throuple save us ?
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not getting the new pokémon as i can’t justify giving them any more money as the last games have been so bad- but i can’t wait to see the dog be bipedal
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it’s dangerous to go alone. here, take this.
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@MadamSavvy @Pokemon i’m with you, after how disappointing it was (& the last few minus arceus)- i decided my pokemon journey was done. it hurts, but it’s felt like a waste. i still replay my old games though.
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Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves! Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?
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new mandela effect just dropped bc i stg simon cowell passed away like a year or two ago.
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good news is that i’m too tired to crash out now.
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took shots before going to the gym & chewed nicotine gum while on the stairstepper. i don’t know how much more trashy it gets, but i think im there.
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“are hot dogs sandwiches” people i present to you a new conundrum: are cheese sticks ravioli ?
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since twitter became X, i swapped to facebook, & i’ve gotta say- seeing people i knew in high school crash out like this is something a premium membership could never buy.
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