djexit

Is Nuke the map with most doors?

@kasablanka_03 @wakeshita I am so sorry doggo that youve been kidnapped by a human and kept against your will in a wooden/cardboard/drywall box most of your life

@wakeshita Извинись перед моей собакой

Ищу себе пару. Желательно чемпион по помидорам и овощной сомелье, но можно и эксперта по варке пива которому нужна жена сомелье пива

@kasablanka_03 bro what the fuck is a: tomato champion and vegetable sommelier is this twitter dating? @elonmusk this isnt what I meant we need twitter dating LMFAO

@carteltalk111 I need this

また無駄な物を買ってしまった

@Juanegron porque no hay musica?

ATENTOS | Una ciudadana arremete contra el chofer de un autobús, saca toda su frustración y deja en evidencia lo que estamos viviendo: “Suben el pasaje todos los días y no arreglan los bus en esta 💩… llega a decirme una 💩 para pararme y darte una sola cachetada, cabeza de 🥚” Los ciudadanos están perdiendo la paciencia… y esto va a reventar.

@mcgospodi I see we cannot translate vibes yet, this is not something you want on your resume I'm so sorry

@djexit Ты не представляешь, насколько я хороша в этом вопросе

Раз уж твиттер заработал на все языки: Ищу мужа! 24 года, почти врач, знаю английский, французский, учу третий язык Работаю медсестрой и профессиональной запаковщицей к-поп карт Люблю Мураками, холодные напитки и спать 15 часов в день Помогите найти потерявшегося мужа!

@_orikitty_ u single?

わいと付き合うメリット( 👇🏻･ᴗ･ )👇🏻 ・犬みたいに一途 ・顔がいい ・すっぴんも可愛くてバズった ・天才で頭いい、絵も描ける ・英語・スペイン語・日本語しゃべれる ・最初はシャイだけど慣れると甘える ・一緒に成長できる ・コスプレもできる デメリット( 👇🏻･ᴗ･ )👇🏻

@real_lord_miles 45 days thats it? is there like a place I sign up at? this is light work

This decision either leads to my death or my world record setting success. For my 100 day attempt to survive on rockall island in 2027 ,200 miles from any civilization, i need a REALLY good shelter against winds and waves. Look at the 3rd picture, waves go OVER this island. So I'm speaking to specialised chinese manufacturers about a structure thats Light enough to drag up a rock, strong enough to not be ripped apart, and has solar panels and some comforts to survive and document my stay on Rockall. The record holder is Nick Hancock in 2014, he survived 45 days. His shelter was simple yet elegant and well thought out.

@lindseysznn they use samsung screens already and sony image sensor chips, these phones are made by a bunch of different parts from a bunch of different companies

this better be a fake leak

mission 'socialize in a new country' — catastrophic failure. I'm fighting severe depression and loneliness since the move. every pathetic attempt to go outside ends in utter fucking disaster: at best, drunk guys bothers me, so I hide somewhere and shoot videos just so my makeup and outfit aren't wasted.

@Guaridadeltibu1 @isaacrrr7

@isaacrrr7 Isaac estás delirando

🇺🇸🇮🇷 ÚLTIMA HORA: Varios buques de guerra de la Marina de EE.UU. atravesaron el Estrecho de Ormuz hoy, el primer movimiento de este tipo desde que comenzó el conflicto con Irán, según funcionarios estadounidenses. El paso se realizó sin coordinación con Irán, según Axios.

@6ix9ine bro thinks he mister beast

50,000 $ WINNERS 💰 I TOLD YOU GUYS COMMENT WHAT YOUR GOING THROUGH 🙏 WE READ EVERY COMMENT I TRY TO SEE EVERYONES STRUGGLE OR WHAT YOU GOING THROUGH. SO IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE OR IF YOU REALLY NEED A MIRCALE TO HAPPEN COMMENT YOUR STORY FOR THE NEXT 50,000 $ 💸💵💰💴💶💷. @rainbetcom

@RP_BOO_ is that amsterdam?

If you know, you know where I am at?

Never forget: American soldiers burned Iraqi farmland like it was Vietnam

@georgegalloway kek

@elonmusk you got rid of voice notes

Use 𝕏 Chat for messaging and voice/video calls. Comes with this great benefit of actual privacy.

@05t1n40 buena cagada que hicieron

Precisamente por esto es que el chavismo logró su cometido. La mediocridad jamás puede ser celebrada ni compartida. Y esa piscina más larga del mundo es una de las más grandes mediocridades que hemos hecho como Venezolanos.

@imfynerthanfyne he needs to be in jail

my boyfriend took me to his house for the first time, and his bedroom is set up like this… so fascinating

@Venequisimo no entendi

No se dijo ni una sola palabra pero el mensaje se entendió perfectamente