⋆｡°𖦹° ♡｡⋆ ✿⋆. retweetou
Signs a guy is recently single:
- immediately starts dating 3 girls at once
- follows 100 girls on insta in one day
- has the freedom to like thirst traps again
- immediately downloads hinge
- finds a rebound, makes her think she’s special (she’s not)
- 4 weeks later texts his ex
- develops a drinking problem
- 3 months after, realizes this was all a bandaid and he’s actually depressed
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
Signs a girl is recently single: • social media posts increase 500% overnight. over the top posting slop/thirst traps • somehow always traveling every week • makes a random LinkedIn post • downloads Hinge/Cuffed “just to see what’s out there” • suddenly gets into running and posts every run on strava • posts selfies with aggressive song lyrics in the background (always has a matcha in her hand) • drink pic with a mystery hand she refuses to tag • random dog starts appearing in stories like it lives there • “out with the girls” but it’s a completely new roster every night
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