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@TheCumpound Kinda feel like i dodged a bullet and also got cheated with ‘fist fight’

Due to a clerical error, the mousy mild-mannered xenobiologist woman has been sent to The Planet of Bodacious and Implausibly Promiscuous Babes, while Chet has been sent to The Planet Entirely Populated By Rutting Megafauna Where The Atmosphere Bimbofies You.

@OPAmbitionNews This man lost to a child in a sand kingdom

Crocodile Official Trailer ! ! ! Hisashiburi Dana Mugiwara ! ! !

my girlfriend will squeeze my ass and thighs in her sleep and say ‘mmm’ proudly and then go back to deep sleep

@HorrorCarnival I always figured that the reason that fusion failed is because one of them died halfway through. He has a knife buried in his neck and the skin is grey and i don’t think the other one is moving and screaming much if at all

Together (2025) When Tim discovers the missing couple, Simon and Keri, in the cave—frozen mid-fusion because their resistance halted the process—their failed merge becomes a striking piece of practical body horror imagery. It’s such a twisted metaphor for interdependency versus codependency.

In this indie game, you inherit a haunted café. 🔨 Restore and customise how you like. ☕ Brew coffees for monstrous regulars and ghouls. 🦇 Keep it running whilst batting off hostile things It’s called My Little Café: Nightmare

chud 🧟‍♂️

LEON FAILED ME ETHAN. YOU MUST CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE NOW. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WIFE.

Please form a single file line boys

@buffys Honestly is anyone surprised? When was the last time a show or movie based on a game or a sequel to the original came out where someone involved didn’t brag that they don’t like the original or never saw it

oh my god… sarah michelle gellar just revealed it was ONE hulu executive who cancelled the revival series because he wasn’t a fan of the original show and never seen it…. what the fuck.

Fearow is going through it😨🤣

@woofknight You could use an industrial shredder. Pretty hard to come back from that

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

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Sunday morning, I don't have a friend in the world but we keep moving

Me watching Bluey initially as a brand new parent: “Bandit & Chili are so great. Model parents. I hope to be like them one day.” Me watching Bluey for years & after being a parent for 6 years: “JUST SAY NO TO YOUR CHILDREN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU WALKING DOORMATS!!”

Happy Pi Day! Though, I'm afraid all I have is cake.