Dr Melissa King

first in my bloodline who is convinced that suicide is the answer

Who? Me? What am I going to do in a submarine?

A tensão sexual entre o suicídio e eu

No he vomitado desde el jueves which as a chronically ill person is very important to me

Wey sí está muy bonita tu novia pero has considerado que es IGUALITA A TU HERMANA BRO???

“do u ever get suicidal thoughts” girl do i ever get NON suicidal thoughts

포챠코 울때 눈물 어떻게 닦는지 알아?

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:

Oigan me acabo de enterar que casi todxs mis primxs me ven como la prima mayor super cool que resuelve y viaja mucho y tbh hizo mucho por mi autoestima saber que la familia no-tan-cercana me admira ✨

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I hate when interviewers ask me where I see myself in 5-7 years dawg im killing myself next year I don’t know !!!!!

Guys it may actually happen the neurologist says I need to quit my job lol

I'm very sick rn and over the weekend I had a fever dream after watching The Pitt where my friends were trying to set me up with nurse Jesse and quite frankly I get it. He's cute.

Stop this is hilarious lmao

it would be a good friday if i got a lobotomy

a esta hora kitty murió en la cruz

“ai will replace you” id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation.

Shawn Hatosy is too damn hot for his own good tbh