
Diego Semprún
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Diego Semprún
@dsemprun
Chief Revenue and Operations Officer at @Fluzo_es Media Research, Digital Marketing, Web Analytics, Product Management, SaaS: ex-Nielsen & ex-Webtrekk.



¿No habéis tenido alguna "crisis videojueguil"? Algún momento en vuestra vida donde ningún juego os llena o directamente ni os apetece jugar. ¿Cómo lo habéis llevado? ¿Ha habido algún juego que os haya "sacado" de ahí? A mi me está pasando un poco ahora, nada me llena :_)





















Charlie Munger: “The reason economists are wrong is because it’s so hard. …It’s not like physics. The same…recipe done a different time gets a different result.”




Holy smoke, almost half of Spain lives on less than €1,000 net per month? Can someone please explain the logic behind Spain taking 5 million migrants during last decade? Wouldn’t reduction of the highest youth unemployment in Europe be more beneficial?

> be me, Intel > world domination status: achieved > have a license to print money with x86 > life is good > be 2007, some fruit company named Apple shows up > "hey can you make a chip for our new phone?" > my CFO brain activates > look at their offer... pathetic > my margins! my beautiful margins! > "lmao no," I tell them, "get that low volume, low margin peasant shit out of my office" > tell them to go bother some Korean foundry > they call it the "iPhone" > it only sells, like, a bazillion units > oops.mp4 > should have listened to my gut, but my gut was too busy counting shareholder dividends > speaking of shareholders > CEO is now a finance bro > innovation is for nerds, stock buybacks are for chads > spend $36 billion to make line go up > R&D? how about R&Buyback > TSMC and Samsung are building fabs? cute. > we're building value for our shareholders > meanwhile, in the basement... > be AMD, literally on life support > selling their HQ to pay the rent > "hey guys what if we made a good CPU for once?" > entire Intel leadership room dies of laughter > we're still milking 14nm++++ for the fifth year in a row > what are they gonna do, beat us with... checks notes... core count and efficiency? > HQ focused on PPT presentations and buybacks > R&D team: "hey we have this 10nm design but it's kinda... impossible to manufacture?" > me: "JUST MAKE IT WORK, I HAVE A DIVIDEND TO ANNOUNCE" > requirement: quadruple the transistor density, tooling: from the stone age, yield: literally negative > "10nm is fine, everything is fine" for five years > entire company is stuck on 14nm++++++++ > watching AMD just call TSMC and get a shiny new 7nm node like it's nothing > suddenly, AMD's "Zen" thing is actually good > gamers and redditors are calling me a "dead company walking" > my stock is in freefall > panic.jpg > hire back Based Pat Gelsinger to save us > Pat comes in: "what in the goddamn..." > find out we're now outsourcing our own chips to TSMC > mfw we missed mobile, lost the process lead, got rekt by AMD, and our grand plan is to ask the government for money > mfw we're now a fabless fab with an identity crisis > mfw the once-proud "Intel Inside" is now "TSMC Inside" > at least the shareholders had some good quarters > company_cope.jpg




