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Also go visit your hospitals.

@realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Quick! Don't mention the ping!

Seattle Mayor says, about the anarchists takeover of her city, “it is a Summer of Love”. These Liberal Dems don’t have a clue. The terrorists burn and pillage our cities, and they think it is just wonderful, even the death. Must end this Seattle takeover now!

@BMG_Bund @jensspahn 🧐

"Die Pandemie war ein Stresstest für Europa. Wir haben gelernt: Nur wenn wir als Europa zusammenstehen, können wir Gefahren abwehren", so @jensspahn in der Pressekonferenz zum #EPSCO. #EU2020BMG youtu.be/89DNL661ChQ

When we are.

@realDonaldTrump Then open up and say something about gay people, ffs.

THOSE THAT DENY THEIR HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT!

So, hätten wir's dann jetzt? Danke.

Here's a funny doodle about sea animals in a bar.

They will have launched a stealthy asteroid from the moon in the future.

I wrote some fan fiction.

Yaaaawn... oh hey, good morning! So did we talk about the debris in my apartment and biodiversity or re-established world peace yet?

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I'll sit this one out. Promise.

Oh, it has a black box?

Let's seee... Amazon, Tesla, Twitter, Facebook, Apple, Microsoft... oh, is it Divide & Conquer o' clock?

Oh, right, Antarctica.

K. Solved it. Next.

I have captured a surplus amount of money on spreadshirt that I don't want anymore. Anyone? Ms von der Leyen?

@jujaju Can't decide which one to keep.

@jujaju Neh

Hm. Should I possibly make it any clearer now? Wait a second...

K, how's that?