hal.

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@llCARlAN / / LMFAOO i dont either so its okay ❤️

@llCARlAN / / what r ur thoughts on a hal & diana dynamic

@reinvnts you TYPICALLY are. or i thought you were. i don’t remember.

@eaudering was i listening?

@reinvnts could have sworn i’ve told you about them.

@eaudering who

@ofarrowsgreen can you hear me can you hear me or see me

hey did you guys hear that

@reinvnts SECONDLY. ⠀i don’t see what kick you get out of the whole "being stealthy" thing. i think you’re just finding another way to say you’re boring.

@eaudering because you’ll lose and i’ll have to deal with that, too. i’ve got enough on my plate. and i prefer it to being a beacon everywhere i go. stealth is the objective.

😞

started violently downpouring while walking home from the bar

some other green themed hero #ISeeYou

@reinvnts my low—grade comebacks are all i have right now、 since i’m seemingly not allowed to pick fist fights anymore. also——how am * i boring、 exactly? you’re the one dressed in all black. ???

@eaudering is everything that comes out of your mouth a low-grade comeback? if so, i’d argue i’m not the boring one here.

not gonna lie、 that might already be a rule. ⠀i forget. ⠀🤔

@reinvnts why are you acting like imagination isn’t a part of my * job—not that you can say the same. you’re so boring. gonna add a rule about not getting creative on the field next?

@eaudering such an expansive imagination, hal. try not to hurt your head thinking about me and my dining habits.

@reinvnts you are truly such a joy. ⠀do you sit all alone at the head of a long ass table meant to seat 20? jesus.

@eaudering alfred. gladly. try not to starve in the meanwhile.

@taucetisavior / / i somt even know All yr muses Pal 🙄🙄🙄🙄

@eaudering throws all my muses at ur face //

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how do you call a league meeting

@reinvnts "?" ???? nevermind have your butler—dad—grandpa—mentor make you dinner

@eaudering ? i suppose. you interested in anything specific?

my soaks r soaked

wearing wet clothes is something i would never wish on my worst enemy