Ewan J. Smith

@Churchyboy90 @TheSexology 😱😱😱😱😔😔😔 needless Aaron!

Tomorrowland with @jameshaskell #loveshouse #topfashionsense

@ScotRail an extra £4.20 to upgrade an off peak ticket. Only to miss the train through slow service. As if train fares don't cost enough??!

@RANDYBRONCO it ain't great..being allowed to live out here isn't easy.. I'll be back in May and straight up to the Valleys..How's work? ;)

@RANDYBRONCO Scott boy! Alri' or wha? Still living the dream man! Got a flat and a job in construction labour in Sydney! How's home?#raining

Right then @Dudeson_33 ..Sort me out a couple of tickets for your game against the roosters! Don't want to have to pay for that shit!

@rickypest @ejsmith89 the one on the left it out drunk by a 5'3" Finnish blonde girl that night. No word of a lie.

@rickypest @Joshua_P_Davies familiar face in Llanelli are you rick?! Wouldn't have guessed #mrwales

@HamWaaa @Rugby_Chat ...spot on!.... Or, any female referee.

@HamWaaa @Rugby_Chat @cowsabayon @emccall123 yep!! Gone were the days of Dave Hancock who used to come out and join us! 'Yeh go guys!'

@cowsabayon yesss mate.. 0432167082 whattsapp iMessage FaceTime snapchat me!!

Try looking for David Cameron on Twitter and it gives me @DavidSmyly ...... They're very different people.

@SammiePateman .. I should bloody well think so too!

@SammiePateman yep, sometimes I eat the heads off first, sometimes I eat them all in one.. They're funny.

@cowsabayon .. Fresh local Spanish Mackerel...in Cairns?!.. Hmm- couldn't geographically be further away from spain..

@SammiePateman .. Eating baby octopus for fun!!

@cowsabayon I'm good broo! Still taking in the weather here in the north before heading back down south for xmas and new year! How's Marlow?

@cowsabayon .. Hmm.. How is this shop not federally investigated more??! #incognito

@Brayerrrr ..ain't nobody got time for that!!

RT @brettgosper: Here are updated IRB World Rankings... - quite right. England markedly above Wales.(run for cover)!!