Nicholas Elsberry

Thank you to all the #Huskers fans out there for such a warm welcome! Now it's time to get to work!

Mike Riley has at some point been offered the USC HC job, OC job and even DC job.

Over the past 7 years, Riley’s Oregon State teams were +17 in turnover margin. Nebraska was -33 over that same span. #Huskers

Oregon State’s run-pass ratio since 2008 is 1.3:1. Had 2802 runs compared to 2148 passes.

Your boss won’t give you a specific number of games you have to win to not get fired, but here’s a hint: IT’S AT LEAST TEN.

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everybody belongs in the kitchen...the kitchen has food.

@LexiStache she's hot

All frustrations are self induced. The outside world can invite us to become upset, but ultimately it is us which accept the invitation.

@LexiStache good joke lexi

Whenever there's a big story on the news, look for the bigger story they're trying to distract you from.

How small we are in the big picture of life

Someone who constantly feels to need to tell everyone how exciting their life is via social media likely does not have an exciting life.

Insecurity is the only thing that can make you hate people you don't even know.

Always remember when it comes to drinking: Tastes good. Cheap. Gets you wasted. You can only pick two.

Every night... Every morning...

Duke gets some special love on this list MT @ESPN_Numbers: Here it is. The rules for "storming the court"

If you have $10 in your bank account you are richer than 75% of the world. Let's remember to keep the right perspective.