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@english_menfess despondency = putus asa, hilang semangat

Ada laki vasektomi pada ribut, cewe KB sampe hormonnya kacau, mens ga teratur, sakit kaga ada tuh yang ((menurut fikih saya))

so glad i’m a girl in her 20s at the same time as olivia rodrigo… this album is about to hit like never before

Laki nih jadi bapak aja ga becus sosoan ngomongin vasektomi haram, klo laki vasektomi terus nikah lagi kasian ga punya anak bla bla bla. Kasian tuh ke darah daging yg ga dinafkahin, inget DOSANYA BESAR.

i love not wearing a bra

kenyang bgt ngabisin 8 biji uma yumcha, love u uma yumcha, tp rasanya agak beda yh hmm

Banyak bener laki yang ga sayang istrinya. Tiap rame bahasan vasektomi selalu terpampang nyata. "Nanti kalo istrinya meninggal trus nikah lagi gimana?" Even in a hypothetical sad situation, pikirannya langsung cari istri baru. Semoga kita dijauhkan dari laki model begini.

bahannya gw masak, cwenya gw makan

Jeans will always tell you if you lost or gained weight.

the day pinknik was made

Jannik Sinner being interrogated by Darren Cahill in his latest vlog: Darren: "How many times have you failed your motorbike license?" Jannik: "Why do you bring this up? Darren: "How many times?" Jannik: "We have to be specific” 😂 Darren: “How many times?” Jannik: “3 times” 💀💀💀💀💀 Full vlog here: youtu.be/A-PyZ0Q9EBI?si…

you seem pretty chill for a girl so anxious

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

you only live once so be evil and hot

“What had been the happiest moments in your career so far?” 🦊: When I reached No.1 in 2024. And when I won Wimbledon, for me was not even a dream, unrealistic… My family there. It was for sure the happiest moment I ever had on a tennis court.

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Darren: Do you promise to answer this one honestly? Jannik: I’ll try. 😂 Darren: How many times have you failed your motorbike license? Jannik: Three times! 😭😭😭

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