When you’re a fan of both the Pistons and the Pacers. Night and day. 😅
Lev Akabas@LevAkabas
The NBA's Eastern Conference standings this season
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SleepNumber 35, nearsighted -14.50/-14, bifid uvula, 2 ACL tears, introverted extrovert, tree nut allergy, Coke Zero, blood type B+, Swiftie, Go Detroit Sports!
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One time I was driving down the 696 service drive in Warren, MI, and my oldest yelled “deer! I saw a deer!” I spent the rest of the drive telling her there’s no way she saw a deer. And then I read about a mama and baby deer found in the backyard of a home on the service drive.
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent
This morning my 6-year-old shouts: “Daddy, I see a red fox!!” He’s got quite the imagination. “Dad! Really!! There’s a fox!!” I smile, walk over to tell him there’s no fox. Except: there is definitely a fox.
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Reminded of one of the all time great tweets.
Hunter 🌆@rhunterh
There's a cohort of American males that believe with 1-2 years dedicated practice they could win the Masters. As a marketer, it's important to understand that you can sell these people anything.
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@madmup I told her you could do it for her but she wanted to do it herself. Didn’t want to wait. 🤣
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My 15yo just burned a cd last night. She needed more cds to play on her discman. She set me a pic from the basement to show me she figured it all out.
Jane of the North@JaneotN
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@smalltown_wife After we got married, my husband worked it out so he could start work earlier and be home by 4:15. So thankful he was able to do this.
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my husband typically isn’t even home from work until after 6:30. how are people doing this?????
Sivori@sivori
This is almost always fixed by earlier bedtimes. We start bedtime at 6:30pm. We know many parents who start at 8:00pm.
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@moritzmarais I’m a Tigers fan living in Indiana with Cubs fans, so I tend to root for them as well. Didn’t know there were any others like me
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@TigersJUK I’ve done it twice—once as a kid and once as an adult. May the odds be ever in your favor. 😬
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Watched Fellowship of the Ring last weekend. Watching Two Towers right now.
Middle Earth Memes@MiddleEarth_xD
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Can we all agree that in a world of influencers, Z-listers, TikToks, badly acted ads, brand collabs, people filming themselves crying…the Artemis livestream of 4 middle-aged scientists doing their jobs is genuinely the best most authentic content of the century? Thanks @NASA🌚
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One thing about being a baseball fan:
If my team wins, I'm insufferable
If they lose, I'm also insufferable
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Got a little sick to my stomach watching the Artemis II reentry. Splash down went perfectly and all crew members are good, but my tummy still feels ill. I think I just need to see their faces. ❤️
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10 of my best friends drove 5 hours to come to my mom’s funeral and have no idea what any of them said. I just know they came. ❤️
Rene🧚🫧@sheisafairyyy
Always go to the funeral. Always go to the hospital. You don't need to know what to say. In times of profound crisis, people don't remember your words, they only remember whether you showed up for them at their lowest moment.
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@perfectlyfine89 My friend had a similar thing with a guy who has the same name as her dad and brother. As awesome as he is, she just couldn’t. 😂
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Update: I figured out what my hesitation was and it’s cause he looks wayyy too much like my brother so I can’t imagine romantic feelings unfortunately
(I told him this morning)
𝚔𝚛𝚒𝚜✨@perfectlyfine89
okay so I went on a date yesterday and it went fine. The guy is lowkey perfect for me. Nice, funny, tall, good job, respects me, likes Taylor (like actually, he said he likes Fortnight lol), big NFL fan but like dating feels like SUCH a chore for me. I’m so happy being single+
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