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emma “is vibing” dalenberg
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emma “is vibing” dalenberg
@emmadcomedy
Minneapolis lady comic. Life has no rules enthusiast.
Minneapolis, MN Entrou em Aralık 2014
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The receptionists at therapy offices are always the bitchiest people…I’m coming here so I can stop being late and build some god damn life skills let’s quit with the attitude😮💨
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@michaelyes25 I’ve gotta try to incorporate lemonaids into my set😂
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I could either replace my car mirrors, or sell it and move to chicago🤔
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People say eat the rich, but I think I’d rather eat the poor if we’re talking flavor
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Am I getting my period or did I eat a lot of cheese
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You can tell who’s actually laid back at a party by just casually taking a gun out
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Ever love a pair of pants so much that you pop a tampon in even though you had your period 2 weeks ago?
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@CalMurata I would report this whether it was about football or football
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@emmadcomedy You move to Europe and started hating on American sports. Very disappointing 😞
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My new first date question: How would you celebrate a first down?
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You think you can leave the trailer park, but the trailer park is within you
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how is that like earth at all then
Latest in space@latestinspace
NEWS 🚨: NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet using the James Webb Telescope, but it rains lava at night
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