𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐠 ⚪️

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤSup, baby. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ㅤㅤㅤ𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙨. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

She looks just like a dream ❄️🧊 #恐竜illust #OC

@Nodlleko @burntoutbreaker No.

@existentialdoug @burntoutbreaker Doug we can be a polycule wouldn’t that be so skibidi

I love my husband (Doug)

@burntoutbreaker Put that down.

@existentialdoug @Nodlleko

@Nodlleko Obviously.

Now that I think about it, only one person here has gotten a Doug point. Go ahead, comment and see if you deserve one.

@burntoutbreaker Nice dick.

@existentialdoug And where's the fun in that? I wanna hear you say what you like

Tw: suggestive, implied(?) murder Even if I'm a little hangover, I still need to work. Hating the heat tho

@Nodlleko @burntoutbreaker ?

@burntoutbreaker @existentialdoug @existentialdoug come get ur man

@burntoutbreaker If you wanted me to say nice dick, just say it. Duh.

@existentialdoug Oh really?

@jqcocteau Clearly you do since you cared enough to comment—how's that social life of yours? Still shit as ever, right? Thought so.

@existentialdoug i don’t need your approval. plus, you’re bald.

i miss u all the time

You have no idea how badly I want to speak to you again like we used to

i wasnt done loving you.

In the most selfish way possible, i hope no one admires you the way I do

@Abandonment4you Hot.

Do I creep you out? Do I creep you out? Do I creep you out? Do I creep you out?

@Nodlleko Love you too, dork.

@existentialdoug Can’t beat a solid argument like that… love you Doug

Scored big time with this one.

@Nodlleko Nope. I said it first.

@existentialdoug That’s what I should be saying!!!!!

"Doth thou hast a crush? 🤫🤫🤫🤫" -> Doug pauses, slowly tearing his gaze away from the blaring glare of his phone and quickly peeking at an old, vintage photo of someone he once knew. ❝ Crushes are stupid. ❞ Were those perhaps... Tears? existentialdoug.straw.page

Weird ass dove flew through my window—I hate how it reminds me of... Her.