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Today is a huge day for people who performatively don’t care about sports. It’s like their super bowl

remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

Never seen a more blatant use of AI in filmmaking. Flamboyant. Horrid. Humans don't talk or act like this.

people who talk about eating and calories a lot during the holiday season make me feel like my soul is being crushed in a hydraulic press. i know your friends and family aren’t willing to say it to you so i will: shut up

Kinda the original friendsgiving if you think about it

on a midnight cheese run guided by the light of a single tiktok on repeat

So this is who the Jonas Brothers were talking about

Texans: “when will the construction on I-35 be done?” Construction workers on I-35:

we’ve always been big fans of orange… guess that’s just the Life of a Longhorn 🤘 #HookEm

🚨 | Sources say it is unlikely that Kelly Hyland from Dance Moms will be named the new Pope due to scheduling conflicts.

me, a princess: ugh my back is killing me and i can’t sleep the dastardly pea:

If you like football tune into Fox RIGHT NOW ! Trust me

RIP to all the tiktok recipes i saved and never cooked, i’m sure you were delicious

Me at work

And i’m new in town

Expected my family to chew me out this morning bc I ate all our cans of Who Hash last night but luckily we were also robbed by the Grinch last night so I blamed him for taking the Who Hash and my stupid Who family totally bought it LET’S GOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️

... and it's goodbye to A&M