Amrit

@chixxsays Getting played while standing in front line

India is no longer a side character.

Buddy said.. oh yeah 😆🏄‍♂️🐶🐾 let’s GO!!

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water. Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard. You are not an adult. You are a baby. Eat the baby food.

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

Yall make $1400 in a week I make that in 7 days" ahh

That smile 😂😂

Love language

Someone is probably buying billions worth $SPCX

BBC: “What was your screen time?” Student: “Nine hours.” BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?” Student: “Stare at a wall.”

"you're laughing?! im trying to keep us AFLOAT"

bro casually dropped the coldest line of indian television shows. The Father Of Indian Web Series: Sacred Games

Females love to say shit like this and then end up getting "manipulated" by a guy with an iq of 80

Sabka station ek

Diljit coming to Wembley September 12 let's fucking goooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥80k people it's gonna be lit

Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:

Elon Musk isn't the only one getting richer from SpaceX going public. The stock’s surge is estimated to have turned about 4,400 current and former employees into millionaires through equity compensation accumulated during their time at the company. SpaceX’s long-awaited IPO raised a record $75 billion, valuing the company at roughly $1.8 trillion. The offering also pushed Musk’s estimated net worth past the $1 trillion mark, further cementing his position as the world’s richest person. Now Wall Street is watching to see whether the stock's early trading can drive SpaceX’s valuation even higher, rewarding employees and investors who backed the company during its rise.

"i saw u and u didn't even say hi" Me walking down the street: