JOY
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Turns out the snake incident with the girl isn't isolated. There's a whole crisis with the Abuja central sewing system. If you live in Abuja there's a chance u have snakes as well in your drainage pipes.
Since your governments have refused to protect you, make sure you protect yourself. Regularly pay the experts to do routine checks and make sure you clear the bushes around your house and regularly fumigate. Also never go to the toilet in the dark. Also, from time to time flush some insecticides down your toilet. Apparently bush cobras cover approximately 92% of Nigerian land. Be safe. Finally, remember that every preventable death is a policy decision... Peter Obi's time is now !!!
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@Ndi_Muvenda_ Is there any reason he didn’t negotiate for part of the settlement to be in shares🤷🏽♀️
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@sharonmufaro Hi Sharon
just dropping by to let you know that i'm guilty of book marking all your tweets with lovely places to eat and visit in Zim
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I love capturing photographs of beautiful restaurants and coffee shops, and Harare has plenty of them. We tip our hats to restaurateurs - it’s not easy to run any kind of business in Zimbabwe given the challenging economic environment. Yet every day, they wake up and try again. These restaurants serve great food, and their service providers are always pleasant. Through my posts, I try to highlight this goodness - the beauty and resilience of our country. It’s not all doom and gloom; there is so much positive to celebrate. Whenever I get the chance, I aim to showcase the goodness and spread the love.



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Hoping this will help her resolve the identity crisis.
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
BREAKING: Conservative Party votes that Kemi Badenoch should not lead them in the next UK elections
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Add this very App you’re using right now to that list.
COMANDANTE🦍@hankasello
Titkot is literally a Spyware tool. I was watching "How I met your mother" on Moviebox then scrolled through tiktok. Guess what was going on???
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@baba_nyenyedzi The South African government’s department of Agriculture, publishes data on how much grain they export to SADC countries every month and this information widely available to the public.
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@baba_nyenyedzi Focus on regional development, Investment in rural infrastructure and the rural economy. Most growth points should have evolved into large towns or cities by now.
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There is no formula it depends on the relationship you have with particular individuals. If you are unsure , it’s best to notify them of your morning routine in advance. Before you retire to bed, let them know that you’re an early riser and will be waking up early in the morning to make cup of coffee.
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What do you do if you are being hosted by someone (family friends) at their home for the weekend and you wake up early? Do you stay in your room until you hear sounds ukuthi sebevukile, or you just wake up and start guduzaring in their kitchen making a cup of tea/coffee?
#Ngiyabongamina
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@baba_nyenyedzi Yet we also have a country where every second person you meet claims to be a CIO 😂
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My biggest takeaway from reading about the 2017 Mugabe resignation is how intelligence and diplomatic corp failed. As citizens we assume our government intelligence services are professional and driven by a logic, facts and sane minds. Allowing policy makers to be well informed. I guess not.
It’s unbelievable that the little resourced by alert French embassy was the first to raise the siren - apparently Total were the first to know something was amiss before the whole world. The shambolic response by everyone was down to ZERO scenario analysis in which Mugabe could be overthrown.
Thanks to Miles for giving us a glimpse of how the public service works.
It’s a must read!

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@ronkelawal I wonder if reporting the account would make it stop popping up on your timeline
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@publichealthbae Wishing you all the best and looking forward to reading your findings, I’m sure the NHS antenatal services will find your research very useful.
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