Zylpher K. Snyder

Lis Sinbjerg became no 1.500 to sign epetition for #Denmark out of #eu. skrivunder.net/signatures/hel… #no2eu

"Mmm, stew, mmmmmm!" #thisweek

Nigel Kennedy is insane #thisweek

"Why shouldn't we put VAT on children's clothes?" "Because I sometimes buy them!" #sarahteatherjokes

"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedienne.... They're not laughing now!" #sarahteatherjokes

What do you call a fish without any eyes? A fsh! #sarahteatherjokes

Q - What's brown and sticky? A - A stick! Geddit? #sarahteatherjokes

@commentatorintl your criticism of the bbc license fee is hugely important. Please keep it up!

@sarahrainey4 you might also want to change "unwarrented" to "unwarranted".

@sarahrainey4 It's incorrect to refer to @euhvr as "president of the European Union". He's president of the European Council.

@chadnoble an EU implosion is more likely than a UK withdrawal IMHO, and perhaps more welcome. Europeans will only take so much b/s.

@chadnoble (un?)fortunately political & economic events are currently moving with such speed at the moment that the EU might implode.

@chadnoble I think you're too optimistic. Realistically Tories and Ukippers will both continue to want to fight every seat.

@CommentatorIntl Excellent deconstruction of the #Merkozy letter to @euhvr by @charlescrawford.

@chadnoble I voted Tory at the GE2010, but will vote UKIP at locals, londons, Europeans etc.

#Cameron & #Merkozy (" #Camerkozy ") call for #Assad to go. #eurochat

#Spain considers further #austerity (wealth 'solidarity tax', reduced military spending...). #eurocrisis really focuses minds. #eurochat

Depressingly, #Greece revises recession figures downwards. There's going to be a third bailout eventually. #eurochat

Commissioner #Rehn speaks of EU drafting #eurozone bond legislation?! Did he not get the memo from #Merkozy? #eurochat

@bloggers4ukip I'd like a follow please!