gr.n8

this is where i post from btw

@ItsmindofJson real 😂

How ur skin cracked up at 20 tho!?

@alexamazov what is it

telling every man my credit score like a mating call as i rapidly approach 30

Did my research, beleive it or nada I dont just "say shit"!

@tiplicker2 amen

All the bad bitches ik rn skinny maxxing and hitting they pen

@iheartnayeon real

going on a trip when i’m breaking out, recently gained weight, have the ugliest haircut known to man, failing 3/4 classes, and am in the worst mental state i’ve been in in months

@boygrrI tucker has those alp things

ok how do i do this WITHOUT getting a coke habit

@alexamazov lol

i need to fall in love with one of you right now

getting into a collision after seeing an ass so fat so you have to bring her to court as supporting evidence

HEY SHIT ASS @elonmusk THE REASON WHY “X” DOESNT WORK AS A NAME IS BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING “X-es” WHEN THEY HIT POST. THEY ARE TWEETING . ON TWITTER . I WILL CALL THIS DOGSHIT APP TWITTER UNTIL I AM IN THE GROUND AND EVEN THEN I WILL HAVE THE BIRD LOGO ENGRAVED ON MY TOMBSTONE -N

i am never buying a smart watch. i am never buying a car with an ipad in it. if you see me using either of these things i am either acting under duress or i am the imitation from the Thing

@alexamazov nice

PEMCAL please excuse my chud ass life

just a typical bachelor’s pad

@boygrrI #yup

who can relate

in my day, this was our “backup canera”

i feel like this whenever i send selfies

they fucked up the folding of the flag like four times at my grandad’s funeral and we all just had to stand there