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i dont like to get traction for things i didnt make and im just showing here because i found them and theyre funny i want people to put attention to MY shit to ME and exclusively stuff that I MYSELF made or thought about or it doesnt make any sense

how it feels to be a proshipper these days

i be truly reaching out to the screen all the time theyre gonna kill me they should just materialize and live with me i would die to touch them only once theyre this meaningful to me hhhh going insane

finished my rnm third rewatch last night i love them so much . and understand them very much better now . im sad though it gives me something that theyre not actually real and i cant touch them i kinda need to

i totally misunderstood the last episode ngl

@grandPieblood no bro that places taken you can be third tho

@fleebcutter im first place

im not allowed to be normal so my favorite fruit has to be the cactus pear

whos paying you bitch stop already you just getting fat

this is a job for me im rating them with established parameters and already have a range of 22 bakeries ive bought from

i have officially tasted every single berliner sold in this side of the city

can anybody send me good morty pics like i have a lot but he looks bored in all of them

im gonna write a fic i cannot and will not be stopped

i love that the show sexualizes and exposes mortys privacy this much yeah bro thank you im invested tell me more

fun fact i have never been given a nickname my life has been this devoid of meaningful interaction and connection

Goodbye, Pocket Mortys 😔

spoke toomuch of my mind today maybe idk ok goodbye

you did it rick

also morty sends rick random dick pics unpromptedly every time he jerks off which is pretty much every day

and maybe we shouldnt be fucking him in the first place and this is all really noncon because he truly is in no mind to agree even when all his uncomprehensible slurred words and his whimpers and little cries sound an awful lot like begging

rick passes out drunk during sex way too often we just know that