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Hog fan, notary public

Dallas, for some reason Entrou em Temmuz 2009
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Clue Heywood
Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
we are the fanciest and most expensive burger at this pub, Bear Down
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Laiken Jordahl
Laiken Jordahl@LaikenJordahl·
Massive breaking story here: Feds threatening to eminent domain parts of Big Bend Ranch State Park if the park doesn't allow access for border wall construction. "If [TPWD] and CBP are unable to reach an agreement... CBP will request [DOJ] initiate an eminent domain proceeding."
Martha Pskowski@psskow

I obtained documents that show how Border Patrol is seeking access to parcels in three Texas Parks & Wildlife state parks (Big Bend Ranch, Seminole Canyon and Bentsen-RGV) for the first stages of border wall construction. @insideclimate insideclimatenews.org/news/02042026/…

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@racjac24 I’ve noticed more of this since we quit minting pennies…doesn’t make it right, though.
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Mobland Redux
Mobland Redux@racjac24·
This stuff annoys me so I love to make a deal of it. Just went to Walgreens(guy behind me was so happy with this exchange/patting me on the back laughing) They owed me $.53 change. The guy pops the change drawer open and says “can I just give you 2 quarters, I’m running low on pennies”. I said “well I can see a bunch of pennies right there in the pennies slot”. He said “yeah, but that’s all I have for the whole day, so I’m trying to save them”. I said “well who are you saving them for? If you’re gonna give them to somebody else later, why not give them to me now and screw someone else later”. He looks stunned and said “so you want $.53 back?”, I said yeah and he gave it to me. What is this shit? Happens all the time
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Mobland Redux
Mobland Redux@racjac24·
Good Knicks win. Embarrassing Raptors loss. They will not be the 5 seed.
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Kate
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@LCSscallywag Well now I need to know what they're getting. It better not be fucking Panera Bread or some shit
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Patches O’Hooligan
Patches O’Hooligan@LCSscallywag·
Management sent out a poll asking if everyone would be willing to chip in $10 for a catered lunch with management picking up the rest of the tab. But I'm the bad guy for calling it the "Do you want to buy your own lunch?" poll & pointing out no other job has asked this of me.
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