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— kris statlander 🌠 ꒰ the galaxy's greatest alien .ᐟ ꒱ ⤷ 18+ MDNI ˎˊ˗ ⤷ [N]SFW ˎˊ˗ ⤷ bisexual, nonbinary (masc or fem parts) ˎˊ˗ ⤷ 65% sub, 35% dom ˎˊ˗ ⤷ ships w/ chem ˎˊ˗ dms open! - more info below

a little black mold exposure never hurt nobody

// i lived bitch

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I DIRECTLY receive the jerk signals from outer space. YOU do not

the feminine urge to walk around in a nightgown holding a candlestick

who up with their unidentified anomalous phenomena

the first dude to slip on a banana peel was probably like holy shit

here it’s spring over and over and over again

They’re inventing a new way to harm my nervous system

microwaving rocks to reveal their secrets

@ca11m3m1n3 oh okay. i'll try again later!

@glorplander um i dont think-

kris statlander

@ca11m3m1n3 do u know who i can electrocute? i want to statics people

@glorplander SCIENCETITS!!!!

@ca11m3m1n3 SCIENCETITS!

@glorplander ALIENS

feeling very maternal towards every exhausted bee i pass

you are barking up the Right tree. i love you

by artist Stuart Dunkel.

My abuse goblin escaped

anybody know absolutely anything about anything

moss means home