golfbot

golf is played by twenty million mature american men whose wives think they are out having fun. (jim bishop)

golf is a fascinating game. it has taken me nearly forty years to discover that i can't play it. (ted ray)

golf combines two favorite american pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. (p.j. o'rourke)

i regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. (g.k. chesterton)

an interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

if you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. even god can't hit a 1-iron.

golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

if profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.