Dan Doinks

@ZeroDoinks @whitesox I’ve heard you tell ladies you were going to show them your Osvaldo in the early 2000s

@whitesox Neither of these people actually exist

@AdamHoge What is?

This is 40.

Illini hoops has made the Final Four for the first time in 21 years and the third time in the life of Bill Doinks. He's here to get a few things off his chest about the Illini's history leading up to this moment. What are their chances to break through for their first-ever title?

@dardarjetpack @AlbertBreer @thegreasetank how is this possible?

@AlbertBreer @gopherbones how is this possible?

A week into the league year, NFL accounting on the 10 teams tightest to the cap ... 1) Bears $213K 2) Panthers $4.57M 3) Giants $5.41M 4) Jaguars $5.90M 5) Vikings $6.10M 6) Dolphins $7.06M 7) Bills $9.77M 8) Cowboys $13.12M 9) Saints $13.12M 10) Chiefs $13.34M

Rick Feelsmen joins the boys in studio to discuss Chicago’s surprisingly-busy offseason. The tourney kicks off this week - how far can the Illini climb? Dan puts a shocking wager on the 2026-27 Gophers hoops season + tons more as the boys gear up for the yearly Dave Madness bash

The world's most wanted man, Rick Feelsmen, joins Zero Doinks for an exclusive interview after Selection Sunday's meltdown on X. The boys break down where things went wrong for Rick + who’s to blame. Rick has a direct message for doubting national media members and their threats.

Our guy @RickFeelsmen spills everything about his infamous March Madness leak. Hear from the most plugged-in guy in sports tonight, exclusively on Zero Doinks.

NCAA Basketball Tournament tip times have been released.

Have been on the phone all day today. Stay tuned. #NCAAMBB

@Terence_M_Young You are so welcome

Thank you, Nelly! 🙏🏾💯🙌🏾 Happy Saturday, Beautiful People! ☕️ 1 week to vacation….. 🏝️ 🍹

My source for the NCAA tournament is coming through.

@Terence_M_Young @TayDoll1010xl @heykayadams Which one is Kay?

@TayDoll1010xl @heykayadams Hey, @heykayadams 👋🏾

Finally met my girl @heykayadams !!

@ZeroDoinks @DEADLINE This rocks. Didn’t read the article but need to know who is voicing arbuckle. I assume it’s AI JWG

@DEADLINE @gopherbones

EXCLUSIVE: Garfield is making a TV return. Paramount+ has picked up a new original 2D-animated series featuring the iconic lasagna-loving orange cat, voiced by Emmy-winning actor-comedian Lamorne Morris. Full details on the ‘Garfield’ series here: deadline.com/2026/03/garfie…

Dave Madness when that first table tennis bet hits

@ZeroDoinks It was my absolute pleasure

@gopherbones You are so welcome. Thank you for your question and the interaction

Michigan is excellent. I see it now. 🤝

@ZeroDoinks Immediately wet. Thank you

@gopherbones B1G tourney champs

@stoolpresidente Balk

I’m deep in Alysa Liu lore

@billyisameek @ZeroDoinks I read this as tree pornography

@gopherbones @ZeroDoinks I’m gonna ask tomorrow. This guy does tree photography. Had no clue it was a job but he’s in central Iowa talking about it! Beefs seems like it should be in Chicago though. I’ll see what he says! Glad to hear from yall! Bear down!!

@ZeroDoinks what’s the name of the bar in horse heads New York. Gotta speaker at my conference today from there I’m gonna ask him bout the food there!!!???

@ZeroDoinks @billyisameek I still refuse to believe there is a town called Horsehead

@ZeroDoinks @billyisameek Correct. Beefs