Greg Beharrell

With the success of pizza and sunglasses, you’d think more products would be sold in huts.

Asymmetrical may not look as good as symmetrical, but at least it’s first in the phone book.

Post is proof that a company can be great at two things: cereal and apocalyptic worlds.

It’s nice that the last two letters of theater are like “meh, whatever order you want us in is fine.”

@Gregisaradiosta (I wish this was the first time in my life I was foiled by a character limit, it’s probably the eighth).

Mini is the mini version of miniature which means mini.

Giraffe vomit is very determined.

Why does the word convenience have that many letters?

I love that they’re all friends in there, taste buds!

@PhilStonier @ErtlAnthony Heart emoji.

@ErtlAnthony Do yourself a favor and listen to Rebel Rock 101.7 for the @gregbeharrell show. Life changing 🙌

Happy Valentine’s Day, you.

I like to think of myself as my profile pics, but in my heart I know I’m my tagged pics.

Phone number to be on the show is 888-760-1977 Or Eight eight eight seven six donut one nine seven seven

My show does not have a hotline. Please call my good personality line. 888-760-1977

Why do tomatoes always wait until you’re eating the sandwich before trying to escape?

I like to think I have main character energy, but in my heart I know I have appetizer character energy.

The intellect of @MikeMcVay could make Brainiac blush. radioink.com/2026/01/20/mik…

Here is the phone number to be part of the show: 888-760-1977 I’ll either answer, or you’ll get my singing answering machine, it’s unclear which option is worse.

If you would like to be on the show, my direct number is… 888-760-1977 Please, be interesting and make it worthwhile for me cause when my Nokia rings it interrupts my game of Snake.

My show telephone lines are open: 888-760-1977 My show telegraph lines remain closed until farther notice. No, no, you read that correctly, “farther notice,” I’ll provide an update by hollering from a distance.