Greg Turner

You'd think farmers whose chickens have never been outside would be less worried about the sky falling in theguardian.com/australia-news…

Why is it that Britain has a terrible reputation for food, yet nearly all international celebrity chefs are British?

"If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox" - Christopher Hitchens, still apposite today.

Maybe Elon was misled by the name “private” jet. It should be called a “your privacy is important to us” jet.

@bungarsargon @metal_gear88 @elonmusk Hi! Union carpenter here. We would have gone on strike the first day of unilateral changes-by-CEO and ground the company to a halt until our negotiators had control of the situation. Hope that translates into clickity clacky for you, I know you laptop-class people have trouble

@LeenaVanD Mastodon seems to be like a bunch of specialised Twitters joined together in a way that even Space Karen can't control. Join specific Mastodons you like; broadcast more widely should you desire, and also I think block entire other Mastodons where baddies lurk.

the help page is a fucking What Not To Do of copywriting i'm of the basecamp and hey persuasion where they take ONE paragraph to explain something and a second paragraph is seen as an indulgence they're ashamed of and wish they could atone for i don't speak mastodon 😫

every time i try and understand mastodon i just end up feeling the same way i did when dad tried to help me with my maths homework by yelling "WHY DON'T YOU GET IT!" can we get some people who don't speak programmer in there to break it down into some fucking analogies already

Pauline Hanson experiencing the denial, anger, bargaining, arrogance, depression and intolerance stages of grief all at once

Conservative uproar as new evidence emerges of @TamePunk being rude to many more ministers than previously thought.

With all these politicians getting taken down by nepotism, it's a relief to see that so many of their former classmates are so well-qualified to step into their shoes.

@Paulrbowers It's funny because it's choo

@Paulrbowers I only hope our meaningless legacy will somehow be reflected in a spellbinding homage, perhaps projected onto an ancient monument for all to adore.

@Paulrbowers As your 2nd in command I would make long lines make the row taller instead of just getting cut off.

@tveastman We made/use this at work and it does exactly what you describe github.com/seddonym/impor…

@sighmon All the more headroom for further new awesomeness

@gsta Maker Moment Experiences/Media that we never ended up using. 😊

Happiness is a PR that retires 299 lines of code.

look do you want her to smile or not you shower of clowns

Wordle 234 5/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 "A rainforest"

@LeenaVanD bell park

WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR RIGHT HAND THEN