Guardskoto Yuki

Junpei Iori if he was based

@DavidMorgie Dragonite a highest tier gen 1 mon for sure

@guardsmaxxing Jacob Wilson winning my heart for the millionth time dropping dragonite

Any time a celebrity or athlete is asked about their favorite pokemon and they say something that isn’t from gen 1 they move up like 15 respect rankings in my head

How to dodge NFL draft

Just saw someone with a pfp of Budd Dwyer in an Orioles hat what is that team doing

@historygf Everyone else in their seats with their souvenir ice cream hats blissfully unaware of what’s happening

@guardsmaxxing theres never been anything ive wanted to write more than an akeshu break up while waiting on line for the citi field shake shack

Writing baseball rpf but the romance plot slowly gets dropped as it becomes clear the entire thing is just an excuse to write fanfiction about my team winning a World Series

@historygf Well it makes sense either way actually they’re all in the same universe. Akeshu breakup in the Citi field concourse while Junpei is at bat about to absolutely destroy the next pitch for a two run homer to put the Mets ahead in the 7th

@guardsmaxxing SO TRUE ACTUALLY. i have complete faith in junpei iori to turn this season around for us

@historygf The thing is you might be able to credibly fit junpei in this narrative if u were writing p3 fic

@guardsmaxxing writing anime fanfiction but the yaoi plot gets dropped as i shift into focusing on the Mets winning a WS. “how did the cast of persona 5 end up in Queens, New York” all my comments ask. i ignore them as i write about Lindor making it a whole season without ending up on the DL

Hedgy & the @CleGuardians are here, the excitement broke our mic! #LetEmKnow

@TomPierce58 Well on one of them people were being extremely toxic in the replies and I had to report two people for straight up hate speech so it didn’t really make my day any better

2 hit tweets in 1 day can we pump the brakes a bit

Banishing a fan to Taiwan because he jinxed your team in the playoffs is the absolute funniest thing a professional sports organization has ever done and I don’t think it’s particularly close

really love them saying “did that come from the crowd” as though a player would be hiding a whole roasted bird in his gear and dropping it on the ice at the start of his shift

@DavidMorgie Same like every other person on here is in the third fucking reich

@guardsmaxxing This is why I keep who I follow real tight cuz a lot of people are just fucking awful on twt

Holy fuck these are genuine comments about Tati

@DavidMorgie It’s genuinely so disgraceful like i expected to see a few nasty replies bc it’s twitter but I was really shocked to see that. Rlly no benefit to getting a hit tweet anymore it just reminds you how many half-witted shitheads are on here. Hope they die soon 🙏

@guardsmaxxing Actually insane shit. I was so disgusted like wtf

steven kwan knows ball

It’s kinda cool how Twitter has no in between in its algorithm between getting like 100 likes and two entertaining replies and 10 thousand likes and two hundred racist troglodytes. Site sucks

how the fuck did that tweet get 2k likes in like 4 hours . #mutingthat

A generational talent

Dialga respect button also

Goated pick from Kwan